#charlottewebb

[motthewmcfly]

TEXT 🔑 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: Did I leave my keys with you?

[massiehiss]

TEXT 💦 CHARSSIE

Massie: Does four men lining up to go down on you count as a fiveway? Cause if it does, I just had my first.

Massie: How many times did you get laid at the Bathory's boring ass party???

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🥤 CHARRE

Pierre: Quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you. I have some headshots to take tomorrow and I can't afford to look bad; even stone can look puffy given the wrong circumstances, you know.

[allienhumayooen]

TEXT 🏠 CHALLIE

Allie N.: I found what the internet has dubbed an 'epic party' tonight and in case you would like to join me, I have left a Cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house where it is, Hansel and Gretel style.

Allie N.: It is a Flaming Hot Cheeto if that helps.

[blobnie]

So I changed my MCCC settings to let my lesbian sims have biological children, not knowing that meant they could get each other pregnant simultaneously by having sex once? Long story short I accidentally got them both pregnant by each other just before the wedding oops

[motthewmcfly]

TEXT 👕 CHOTTHEW

Motthew: I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and with some sick ass mac and cheese, if you want. Do you want? Because you can't deny that'd be a good ass time.

[massiehiss]

TEXT 🥴 CHARSSIE

Massie: I’d help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I’m still drunk.

Massie: I know that sounds like an excuse but I promise it's not one. You know you're like one of the only people I'd willingly help out but I keep throwing up and it's not pretty which is massively off-brand for me.

[smittenkitten18]

My lil baby spider looking too darn cute for her own good. 😍🕸🕷🎃👻💀👽🤖☠️🎊🎉#charlottewebb #dollartree #cutie #1yearold #shoppingbaby