party rock is in the house tonight

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🎅🏻 SHIERRE

Shane: Oh dope, that’s cool. I didn’t know you could hire a store to do parties! But isn’t this event just supposed to be one party? What other ones are going to require it? Um idk? Video games, the drums and lacrosse? But idk how any of those can help with picking a thing to be in charge of. Oh unless I can be in charge of cups! I’m great at remembering to bring cups to keggers, punch or whatever we’re serve at this thing is basically the same as beer, right?

Pierre: I can see my vocabulary is going to need notable simplification when it comes to you. H&M stands for Hair and Makeup, and "all parties" means everybody involved. You can absolutely be in charge of cups, I see no way you could mess that up. I don't think video games or lacrosse can be relevant but the drums might be. Do you think you'd be able to handle securing music for the night? I'm sure a playlist would suffice but a live band or DJ would also work.

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🎅🏻 SHIERRE

Shane: Uh hey! It’s Shane! From the Charity thing we’re working on? For Christmas? I was wondering what part of the thing are you putting yourself in charge of? Cuz I’m not sure what I’m going to volunteer for and I kind of need some ideas?

Pierre: Bonjour, Shane. As a model, I'm quite familiar with high production events, so I plan on taking charge of the guest list and the seating chart as well as hiring H&M for all parties that require it, for starters. And you? What would you say your skill set is?

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🙊 MORRIERRE

Pierre: I haven't been able to find out who exactly in O.M.E.N. hooked up at the party but I know somebody did. Have you got any leads? Or have you heard about anything else? Your brother and his girlfriend seemed pretty tense. Do you know if that's about anything?

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🥤 CHARRE

Charlotte: I don't know how you fix puffy stone but a chisel seemed like the best bet, idk. Something tight and black, obviously?

Pierre: A chisel to the face of perfection, how dare you. I use baking soda to draw water out but that is a last ditch effort. Noted. If I bring you a black mini-capelet to go with said tight ensemble, would you wear it? I like the idea of bars but their environment is generally too casual for my liking.

[pierreleroche]

Which monsters do you want gossip about the most?

It has been a while since @mrslilybathory and @ambrosebathory had one of their legendary divorces -- there is probably some trouble in paradise that we are all completely overlooking. @airielboomont taking @wolfgangmooney back after the were-cheating drama also feels suspiciously quick and I do not know why more people are not talking about that. Finally, I would love to hear anything about @aurorawolffe. There is always something that any new ghoul in school is hiding, after all.

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

Who are the top five hottest monsters at Monster U

Me, @morrighanmooney​, @tabbypurr​, @charlottewebb​, and @massiehiss​ are the only correct answers.

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

Whats the dumbest gossip you’ve ever heard?

I once heard someone claim that @theblairvoyant​ is just @theeclairvoyant​‘s alter personality and that they are in fact the same person, which is so incredibly dumb. We have all seen them in the same room.

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

What’s the juiciest piece of gossip that you’ve heard recently?

I heard that @gabeangelis was spotted flying to @lilithdablo 's dorm and not long after, his profile picture changed to a selfie of the two together. Could Monster U have an enemies to lovers story unfolding right in front of our noses? Does this mean they’re off the market, or is it some elaborate hoax? And do either of them have anything to say about it?

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

How do you want to die?

I fully intend on living forever, so this is a bit of an awkward question. If I have to die someday, I hope it is while I am perched on a beautiful building with the sun setting in front of me, and I close my eyes never to open them again.

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

What’s something you can do as a gargoyle that people would be surprised to find out?

Not all people know that gargoyles can fly. Something about our stony exterior reads as ‘immobile’ to people but the truth is we are quite graceful, or at the very least, I am. We also have incredible camoflauge; we can achieve a level of stillness that blends in essentially anywhere.

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

If you were given the chance to make your one wish come true, what would it be?

To make my face the most famous face on the planet.

honesty hour!

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🥤 CHARRE

Charlotte: Excuse you, “Keep drinking until everyone in the bar is hot” day is so real. Just get a hydrating mist, aromatherapy oils or a chisel idfk and NUT UP!

Pierre: If you are suggesting taking a chisel to my face, I have a feeling you have had a head start on that drinking because that is absolutely ridiculous. But fine. What are you going to wear?

[wybieborg]

anamananggal​:

rp-memes-and-more:

honesty hour!

ask my muse anything, nothing is off limits and they have to answer with complete honesty. 

@anamananggal​ & @natividadkringlekrampus​ & @jinnifergrant​ & @wybieborg​

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 🥤 CHARRE

Pierre: Quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you. I have some headshots to take tomorrow and I can't afford to look bad; even stone can look puffy given the wrong circumstances, you know.

[pierreleroche]

TEXT 👯 MORRIERRE

Pierre: You made out with both twins? Ten points to you! However, I must deduct twenty points for not telling me immediately. It might seem petty but I think it's fair.

[1liv]

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