Meanwhile, in between scenes of Sabertooth and Archangel performing simultaneous autopsies on each other, Bobby meets his future girlfriend Opal for the first time while she’s working her toxic job at the record store. This is a real whirlwind romance so just hold onto your buttholes for this one. It all starts here when Bobby asks out a complete stranger based completely on her physical appearance and that mysterious allure a woman exudes when they hold utter contempt toward you for blocking out the sun.
Oh to be a celebrity and get all the chicks whilst acting like a complete dickhead. Look at me over here I’m like the god damned Mole watching this scene through a keyhole and contemptuously getting jealous while a fictional comic book character gets a date. But seriously fuck Bobby! (X-Factor #52 – Mar 1990)
