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Look at this shit. Is this supposed to be an X-Force prototype? Not only can Rob Liefeld not draw feet, he apparently can’t draw knees. Or torsos. Or thighs. I swear to god I did not alter this image in any way. Look at the knees he drew on these guys!!!

And Cable looks like he’s standing on stilts. The crazy thing is Warlock doesn’t look half bad, and it seems like he’d be the hardest one to draw. Looking forward to being on the new team, Warlock? Well too bad, asshole! You don’t make it to X-Force because they kill you in the very next issue of New Mutants! What a dick move! (New Mutants Annual #6 – 1990)

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Why is Boom Boom so hung up on Rictor when Roberto is sitting right there lifting weights in his underwear. Come on! And could they possibly draw Boom Boom any more different than how she has been depicted up to this point? For years she’s looked like an awkward, malnourished teenager. Not anymore! Once Rob Liefeld got a hold of her she became a sexed up pop star. Even Warlock is horny for her, just look at him doing the ah-ooo-gah eyeballs.

That’s now how she’s supposed to look, Rob! Who is this new character! For sure as shit it’s not Boom Boom!! (New Mutants #88 – Apr 1990)

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Somehow, this group of clowns get unofficially sanctioned by the US government to attack a foreign country. Man, I wouldn’t be letting these jokers buy alcohol after 6 pm, let alone give them the authority to start a war. The next thing you know, a portal to space hell is going to tear open in the president’s bathroom. Do these people seem emotionally stable to you Valerie?? I can’t even remember, is this the real Valerie Cooper here or is it Mystique or the Shadow King or someone? Probably not important.

Oh shut up Scott, you didn’t even remember that you have a son until just now when you saw him again. And here we see the toll that Bobby’s facade of a relationship is having on Opal. No shit you’re confused. That’s what happens when your boyfriend will only kiss you with his mouth closed. (X-Factor #60 - Nov 1990)

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Pretty good bit here where Warren skips these two reporters of the surface of the harbor like they’re some rocks he picked up and threw into the creek while he was moping around the woods being depressed. I feel kind of sorry for the woman though. She wasn’t asking any intrusive questions. She falls out of the trolley and is just holding on for dear life when Warren flings her into the water because of the stupid shit her colleague was saying. (X-Factor #59 – Oct 1990)

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Meanwhile, in between scenes of Sabertooth and Archangel performing simultaneous autopsies on each other, Bobby meets his future girlfriend Opal for the first time while she’s working her toxic job at the record store. This is a real whirlwind romance so just hold onto your buttholes for this one. It all starts here when Bobby asks out a complete stranger based completely on her physical appearance and that mysterious allure a woman exudes when they hold utter contempt toward you for blocking out the sun. 

Oh to be a celebrity and get all the chicks whilst acting like a complete dickhead. Look at me over here I’m like the god damned Mole watching this scene through a keyhole and contemptuously getting jealous while a fictional comic book character gets a date. But seriously fuck Bobby! (X-Factor #52 – Mar 1990)