#chat post.

[siegethemees]

TXT / 3401 Spruce Ave.

Alissa: hey, any of u gonna be home for dinner?

Maxwell: work :(

Maxwell: i get off at 9, so make something that reheats :P

Orion: i've got a date

Vanessa: looks like it's just you and me, babe

Vanessa: wanna go out?

Maxwell: ...pls still bring me something home, i don't think we've gone shopping since april

[siegethemees]

imessage, two muses.

muse a: hello, i say the thing.

muse b: what? i was supposed to say the thing!

muse a: were you?

muse a: i'm sorry.

muse b: no you're not

muse a: you're right, i'm not.

[siegethemees]

no one:

absolutely no one at all:

me, finally understanding why our parents listen to music from their childhood: its because the memories. not the music

[devildevouring]

billy: is about to headbutt her.

cam: that's not a good idea, poodles.

billy: AND WHY NOT???

cam: cause it's gonna hurt you a lot more than it's gonna hurt me.

billy: (LAUGHS) SURE, KID, SURE.

billy: (headbutts)

billy: (is now in pain) Owww. Owww. (lets her go, crumbles to floor) Owww, god, what the hell! What..how is that???

cam: I warned you.

[siegethemees]

MSG « josie & jules »

Jules: dad just asked where you were

Jules: i told him you were on your way

Jules: please tell me you're on your way

Josie: ...

Josie: totally

Josie: i'm gonna be a little late

Josie: and by a little i mean i'm in jersey

[quotesravensarc]

bonnie: we should focus.

damon: on me. ;)

bonnie:no.

damon: each other. ;) ;)

[hairjustice]

Damon: I sat on your bread.

Stefan: I hope you get a yeast infection.