Things we lost to the flames @hairjustice - Tumblr Blog

Sorry, old Stefan can’t come to the phone right now. Why?

BECAUSE HE’s DEAD.

#ooc.#shitpost.#am I kicked out yet #am I going to hell

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hairjustice:

The sound of her laughter filled his ears as he laid there, motionless. Too bad he was too busy pretending to be dead or he could’ve seen her smile but the sound of her laughter was all the confirmation he needed.

Slowly he rose back from the dead, cracking an eye open. “Excuse me? I don’t need therapy and contrary to popular belief, brunettes are not my weakness.” A slight huff escaped his lips as he rolled onto his side, gazing deeply into the void. Yes, there was a void somewhere. Maybe Stefan has magical void sight, who knows.

“Oh I beg to differ,” Caroline turned away from him when he moved, smiling up at the ceiling and neatly folding her hands atop her abdomen. “Katherine, Elena…I mean maybe it’s just that particular face but,” She spared him a knowing glance, leaving no room for argument. “You got it bad.” The only one who maybe had it worse was Damon, but that was an entirely other issue.

Her eyes left his after a moment, looking back up the ceiling, fingers tapping against her stomach impatiently. “You do totally need therapy though. You’re a blood addict. And a martyr. And you have some serious compensation issues and a need to be so good to balance out all the bad — it’s pathological.”

“What therapist exactly is going to listen to the ramblings of a 173 year old vampire? None.” Nothing he’d tell them would sound believable to a therapist and it’d just sound like an Anne Rice novel. The thought made him shudder. Gross. Stefan would rather die than end up like Louis.

#seesgood #idk why I had this but here.

I miss klefan boyband AU.

#the best AU