#chatterboxing

[dunderbread]

pro tip: if you're ever drawing your ocs in drag, you need to use the Queen metric to make sure you're getting it right. optimal success happens when two of your characters are obviously doing it for a joke, one is clearly in drag but still looks amazing, and one is indistinguishable from the average beautiful woman/man

[ryderthequeerious]

Call my dick an hr violation the way it’s hostile and scores pretty well with judges

[starrdio]

Thinking ENA thoughts. Ok so yknow how theres the little alcove in the wall by the Taxi Driver's heads and that, with some out-of-boundsing, you can see this scene

So. ENA is Unforgiven, as a character trait. Here is a character, forgiving her, in priestly robes and stance while she appears to be trying to sell him something (before disappearing when you look away). Now, when we reach the Uncanny Streets, we see the polygonal, two-headed creatures (which the wiki refers to as The Wanderers) more as beasts or surveillance machines. They can't be spoken to, seem to rove the landscape mindlessly, and the only one we DO get to interact with is treating a building like a chew toy. It is, as per the achievement, a weird dog.

Assuming some idea of linear time between these iterations of The Wanderer-- which, lets be clear, is NOT A GIVEN-- then the only character who expressly forgives ENA suffers a terrible fate, stripped of personhood, doomed to wandering where they once had a role, and removed from the ability to make any impression on others besides a vague and intimidating beast-machine.

Writing this out, it reminds me of how people seem to percieve ENA herself, with the exception of her purpose being demonstrated constantly.

Parallels aside, this could be just another devastating example of the carnage ENA leaves in her wake. She goes in to conduct business and is inexplicably blamed for something she hasn't even done yet. She is forgiven for it, but it is still attributed to her before it happens. For whatever reason, the same individual loses everything. Coincidence seems unlikely to me, even if nothing ENA did was directly at fault-- just like every other act of destruction her business leads to.

And in a world where people's relationship with death seems to be slippery and trivial, the fates given the most gravity seem to be transformations. From blob man or pants to misshapen popsicle, from person to Wanderer.

[prey-bunny]

*holding your hand gently* 🥺🥺🥺

Holding ur hand cutie bunny style

[gippyworm]

Bruv not to shit on people doing their job but my fucking GOD the person/team that are responsible for my uni's new rebrand and website needs to find a new career.

I won't dox myself on here but replacing the nice Navy/white combo with Windows 1998 hyperlink/seizure blue for the logo, and remaking the website to look like parts of it were made in the year 2003 good lord

Like this is a snippet of the footer - the only saving grace is the nice fonts

Talk about eye burn. But this is EVEN WORSE

WHAT KIND OF COLOUR COMBO IS THAT

[husbandomail-archive]

stop scrolling!!

hey y'all, you probably noticed the big ol' HUSBANDOMAIL-ARCHIVE url. I felt like this blog was super cluttered, so I decided to just hop over to another one; url is still @husbandomail ! I'm also moving some of the current requests over there, so I'll be posting them on the new blog!

I know this seems like a last-minute thing, and it kinda is; it's currently 1 am as I post this lmao. I get it if you don't want to follow me over there, but I also super appreciate it if you decide to stick around!! I'll sign in here for a little while longer to keep moving things and to check on the inbox, but all writing moving forward will be posted @husbandomail!

[paper--rain]

I will rise from the swamp to kick your ass if you haven’t named any of your plants yet, how else do you expect to converse with them?

[pbjpawprints]

Sorry for all the text posting rn!!! But like I’m thinking I’d love to actually TALK about my OCs here especially for those following this blog who aren’t like on discord being subjected to my rambles so they don’t know as much about them... I MUST make my little guys known to the world. I just wish I knew how to begin!!