I imagine the four of you have been around for a long, long while now so have any of you ever been confused &/or interested in how much the world has changed over the years whenever someone new has opened the box? Or have none of you ever put much thought into it?
Also- has anyone ever opened the box in a public place or is that a really uncommon occurrence?
The Priest gazes at you serenely. “We do not interest ourselves in the goings on of humankind. But that thing you call ‘the internet’ has been most bothersome. Chatterer constantly watches unintelligent things on it and gets into arguments with petty mortals, no matter how much we attempt to limit his screen time…
As for your other enquiry, a man once opened the box in the middle of a prostate examination. Humans are most perplexing.”