#chattygenocide

[candiedrust]

I hate to do this I really do but

Please stop using chattyGenocide as a Trolltag for Kankri,

I never had a problem before but now most people associate it with this blog, and I was the first to use it, so it's associated with the Ambros version of Kankri. 

I'll help anyone come up with an alternate tag but please stop using chattyGenocide. 

[candiedrust]

I guess that first ship sunk

ba dum tish

[suckmynook-archive]

chattygenocide started following you

((Laughs because you're my 500th follower.))

[candiedrust]

Your name is KANKRI VANTAS and for once, it’s sinking into your thick fucking skull how badly you’ve fucked up. Like you didn’t already know, but you can see how you’ve pushed EVERYONE ELSE away trying to FIX YOUR SCREWUPS. Of which they are innumerable. With every pull of the tight, damaged skin and even tighter bandages preventing you from bleeding out you get a constant reminder of what you’ve done, how many lines you’ve crossed.

You don’t know how you can look any of them in the eye again, especially Cronus and your Brother. 

You’re going to stop bitching at yourself now, that’s selfish as all fuck and you’ve had your chance to do that. No, you’re going to be an obediant wriggler this time, do whatever anyone asks of you and tow the fucking line.

It’s a fucking start.

((Yeah, I got my angst and rage out and Kankri took the brunt of it here. I’m pleased with this, I need more shading and fabric practice. I can give a list of the custom brushes if asked. Goes with the current events.))

[project-shadovv]

chattygenocide replied to your post: Why is everyone on my blog. Have I attracted...

It’s a h9stile take 9ver. Put 9n this dress and call y9urself Nancy.

*puts on the dress and hides* No one can find me now.

[chattygenocide]

-- chattyGenocide [CG] began trolling terrorblytriggerHappy [TH] at 01:44 --

[01:44] CG: Jake

[01:44] TH: Wh.

[01:44] -- chattyGenocide [CG] tackles jake --

[01:45] TH: Yes?

[01:45] CG: fuck y9ur c9uch and y9ur 69yfriend I want the plat9nic cuddles

[01:45] TH: I dont have a boyfriend anymore aha.

[01:46] CG: even 6etter

[01:46] CG: i want cuddles

[01:46] CG: fr9m y9u

[01:46] TH: Okay.

[01:52] CG: jaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[01:52] TH: Wh.

-- terrorblytriggerHappy [TH] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --

-- terrorblytriggerHappy [TH] changed their mood to CHUMMY  --

-- terrorblytriggerHappy [TH] changed their mood to DISTRAUGHT  --

[02:14] CG: whats wr9gns

[02:14] CG: jack

[02:14] CG: jake

[02:14] CG: dammig

[02:14] CG: im n9r durnk

[02:14] TH: Im.

[02:15] CG: y9ure?

[02:20] TH: Hehhrrt.hjh.h Going to bed. Not sleeping.

[02:21] -- chattyGenocide [CG] cuddles with* --

[02:21] CG: Im n9t g9ing t9 let y9u g9

[02:22] TH: Uh.

[02:22] CG: i want t9 make y9u happy again

[02:23] CG: and i kn9w that's n9t an easy thing

[02:23] CG: 6ut when i met y9u

[02:23] CG: y9u were filled with h9pe and just

[02:23] CG: y9u've 6een 6r9ken

[02:23] CG: s9 i'm g9ing

[02:23] CG: I'm g9ing t9 d9 my 6est

[02:24] CG: t9 help y9u, 6exause y9u helped me.

[02:24] TH: Yeah ill be alright.

[02:24] CG: as s99n as the alc9h9l wears 9ff.

[02:24] TH: Hhaahaaaaaaaaa no i wont.

[02:24] CG: y9u w9n't n9t f9r a while

[02:24] TH: But i cant pretend yeah. Til. That.

[02:24] CG: and certainly n9t 6y y9urself

[02:24] CG: im n9t g9nna

[02:24] CG: nghhhhhhhh

[02:25] CG: n9t g9nna

[02:25] -- chattyGenocide [CG] nuzzles close and murmurs --

[02:25] TH: Okay.

[02:25] CG: Jkae

[02:25] CG: jahe

[02:25] CG: Jannet

[02:25] CG: nialed it\

[02:26] TH: n.

[02:26] CG: I l9ve y9u jakey

[02:26] CG: y9u're my friiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiend

[02:27] TH: Okay.

[02:27] CG: i d9nt kn9w what i'd d9 with9ut y9u

[02:29] -- chattyGenocide [CG] looks up --

[02:29] CG: and Jake?

[02:30] TH: Yeah?

[02:30] CG: if y9u try t9 kill y9urself again, i'm g9ing t9 6l99d6end y9u and make y9u kill every9ne y9u care a69ut. *patpat*

[02:30] CG: Sleep well~

[02:33] TH: Okay.

[02:34] CG: *nuzzles against him* aaah~

-- chattyGenocide [CG] is now an idle chum! --

[cynicalcasualtyhaslogg-edou-blog]

Find t)(-eLandlubbin littl-e c)(att-erbox

\You search for him. He can't be far. Loverboy was probably with him before he ran into you.

"I'mma cull that littl-e glub if )(-e don't s)(ow up soon."

[chattygenocide]

— chattyGenocide [CG] began trolling calamitousSorcerer [CS] at 00:43 —

[12:43] CG: y9u’re g9nna hate me

[12:43] CS: Vwhy

[12:43] CG: y9u’re really g9nna hate me

[12:43] CS: I doubt it

[12:43] CS: wvhat happened?

[12:43] CG: check y9ur in69x while I sneak int9 an9ther universe

[12:43] CG: which n9 l9nger exists.

[12:44] CS: …You’re leavwin me?

[12:44] CG: ill 6e 6ack s99n

[12:44] CS: Wvhy do you havwe to do this? Can’t you at least wvait until you can get some rest and see wvhat you think then?

[12:44] CG: and I pr9mise in my next life, I’ll keep my pr9mise.

[12:45] CS: ..no one evwer does

[12:45] CG: I g9t s9me rest earlier. I’m 9kay.

[12:45] CG: im s9rry.

[12:45] CS: sure…

[12:45] CG: ill 6e 6ack s99n, it’s just a little quest c99c99n.

[12:45] CS: uh huh…

[12:46] CG: I’m just g9ing 6ack t9 my timeline and causing my 9wn death in the past.

[12:46] CS: …

[12:46] CG: s9 in the spirit 9f time fuckery

[12:46] CG: d9esn’t c9unt?

[12:46] CG: I mean y9u didn’t kn9w him. and it already happened.

[12:47] CG: twice…

[12:47] CG: 6ut still

[12:47] CG: I knew I sh9uld have just left the n9te and ran.

[12:47] CS: If you say so

[12:48] CG: I really sh9uld have I can feel the dissapp9intment and I’m n9t even 9n haven anym9re.

[12:48] CG: actually I d9n’t kn9w where I am

[12:48] CG: I w9ke up 9n y9ur lap, actually.

[12:48] CS: oh?

[12:48] CS: look… I’m just…

[12:49] CG: yes. And as triggering as that s9unds it made a c9mf9rta6le pill9w.

[12:49] CG: „, I’m g9ing t9 c9me 6ack t9 y9u.

[12:49] CG: I’m n9t leaving y9u, and this way, I’ll 6e a6le t9 stay with y9u

[12:49] CG: y9u w9nt ever 6e al9ne, I pr9mise.

[12:49] CS: I know I said I vwouldn’t be mad. I guess I’m not but damned if it doesn’t hurt like hell. You scare me sometimes, and I don’t mean scared of you, I mean scared for you

[12:49] CG: I understand.

[12:50] CS: I just… I don’t understand evwerything that’s going on

[12:50] CS: and evwery possible bad outcome, I guess I’vwe got a good imagination because I just can’t not wvorry

[12:51] CG: it’s time fuckery, I d9n’t get it either, 6ut it’s part 9f parad9x space. And if y9u’re thinking 9f 6ad 9utc9mes y9u’re pr96a6ly right.

[12:51] CG: 6ut Aradia is with me. She’s g9ing t9 help 69th with transp9rt and with keeping Damara at 6ay.

[12:51] CG: the w9rst that happens is Meenah gets t99 excited and skewers me.

[12:52] CS: …

[12:52] CG: 6ut I’ll c9me 6ack.

[12:52] CG: I’ll 6e 9kay. It’s n9t s9 6ad the sec9nd time, right?

[12:53] CS: …I don’t knowv

[12:53] CG: I just wanted t9 cut and run 6ut I c9uldn’t lie t9 y9u. I’m s9rry.

[12:54] CS: I don’t knowv vwhat to say

[12:54] CG: it’s g9ing t9 6e 6ad, and it is danger9us, there’s a l9t that c9uld g9 wr9ng. 6ut I’m n9t leaving anything t9 chance. I WILL c9me 6ack.

[12:55] CG: I am n9t assuaging y9ur fears am I?

[12:55] CS: Not in the least

[12:56] CG: if I d9n’t d9 this n9w, I’ll never have the c9urage.

[12:56] CG: 9r the stupidity.

[12:57] CS: ah

[12:57] CG: im s9rry. I just

[12:57] CG: I…

[12:58] CG: if I c9me hug y9u y9u’re never letting g9 are y9u

[12:58] CS: Don’t vworry about me

[12:58] CG: n9 like

[12:58] CG: I feel like I sh9uld hug y9u and assure y9u that this w9nt g9 wr9ng 6ecause it happened already

[12:59] CS: That makes no sense

[01:00] CG: when has parad9x space ever made sense?

[01:00] CS: dunno

[01:00] CG: 9r this c9uld 6e future me talking, having already made the trip

[01:00] CG: w9uld that make y9u feel 6etter?

[01:01] CS: I don’t knowv

[01:01] CS: and I knowv that’s a pain in the ass answver

[01:01] CS: but…

[01:01] CS: i don’t knowv

[01:01] CG: im s9rry.

[01:01] CS: I’ll deal

[01:01] CG: when Im 9n haven next, I pr9mise I am g9ing t9 hug y9u and make up f9r tihs

[01:02] CG: and y9u can strangle me if y9u like

[01:02] CS: You knowv I vwouldn’t hurt you

[01:03] CG: I kn9w. And s9metimes I wish y9u w9uld.

[01:03] CG: 6ecause I kn9w I hurt y9u, l9ts.

[01:03] CS: Nothing I can’t handle

[01:03] CG: Fuck that d9esnt’ 6egin t9 c9ver it.

[01:03] CG: n9

[01:03] CG: 6ut y9u sh9uldn’t have t9!

[01:03] CG: y9u sh9uldn’t have t9 handle it 6ecause it sh9uldn’t happen t9 y9u

[01:04] CG: it just, y9u’re always s9 kind and caring and

[01:04] CG: fuck

[01:04] CG: fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK

[01:04] CG: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[01:04] CS: Settle dowvn

[01:04] CS: Look

[01:04] CS: It’s nothin I’m not used to

[01:05] CS: Honestly the last vweek or so has been vweirder

[01:05] CS: almost didn’t knowv vwhat to do wvith myself

[01:05] CG: …

[01:06] CS: Chill

[01:06] CG: i am

[01:06] CG: I am chill.

[01:07] CS: alright

[01:07] CG: I am s9 fucking chill.

[01:07] CG: I am a fucking ice cu6e, Cr9nus.

[01:07] CS: sure

[01:07] CS: okay

[01:07] CG: I am a fucking glacial spring in the middle 9f winter

[01:07] CS: uh

[01:07] CG: I am the m9st chill shit in parad9x space.

[01:07] CS: The more you say that the less it sounds it

[01:08] CG: y9u can hear my descendents simultane9usly 6ec9ming ice6ergs fr9m the inheirited chillness

[01:08] CG: listen, listhn y9u—I can’t see

[01:08] CG: i sagae cva ntrr see

[01:08] CS: vwell th..Garnet?

[01:13] CS: Garnet? You still there?

[01:13] CS: You okay?

[01:13] CS: please be okay

[01:14] CG: i am alright

[01:14] CG: i had t9 activate the mic…

[01:14] CS: ..wvhat?

[01:15] CG: im speakins s9 it types f9r me peri9d enter

[01:15] CG: dammit

[01:15] CS: uhhh

[01:15] CS: oh

[01:15] CG: yes well that p9stp9nes that litte trip

[01:16] CS: Vwhat do you mean?

[01:16] CG: I cant very wellg9 in 6inds

[01:16] CS: Wvhat happened?

[01:16] CG: i cann9t see.

[01:16] CS: shit

[01:16] CS: howv did that happen?

[01:16] CG: and I have the strangest urge t9 ship thinfs

[01:16] CS: Are you hurt?

[01:17] CG: n9

[01:17] CG: same way it always happens, fur end Cr9nus

[01:18] CG: I have a feeling it’s n9t liking the puns either

[01:18] CS: vwell

[01:20] CG: prey tell d9 mew n9t find them ad9ra6le?

[01:20] CS: Um… Vwell they’re a little surprising from you I guess

[01:21] CS: Can you explain wvhat’s going on?

[01:21] CG: cat puns and 6lindness

[01:21] CG: did i menti9n y9u and jade are my 9h teepee tilde questi9n mark

[01:22] CS: Right then

[01:22] CS: okaaay

[01:22] CS: That’s different

[01:23] CG: I think y9u tw9 are just prefect

[01:23] CG: and she is s9 lucky t9 have mew

[01:24] CG: ((I couldn’t do it, I’ll break Cronus’s hear on sunday I couldn’t do it. So now he;s a blind shipper kitty.))

[01:24] CS: (Wow)

[01:25] CS: She’s more amazing than I havwe vwords for

[01:25] CG: see tilde questi9n mark questi9n mark questi9n mark exclamati9n p9int

[01:26] CG: wait shit

[01:26] CG: it’s !

[01:26] CG: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees

[01:26] CG: i figured it 9ut!

[01:26] CS: Okay

[01:26] CG: I am the master 9f tr9llian

[01:26] CS: Clearly

[01:26] CS: You havwe made it your bitch.

[01:27] CG: yes, mew rec9gnize my c9nquest

[01:27] CS: Of course

[01:28] CG: cr9nus can mew pet me agaij

[01:28] CS: I don’t knowv vwhere you are

[01:28] CG: im tupinf is it w9rkjg?

[01:28] CS: mm hm

[01:28] CS: yeah

[01:28] CG: ysssssssssssssssssy

[01:29] CS: heh

[01:32] CG: Cr9nus… I want t9 curl up with mew anr 9urr umtil y0ur n8t sad

[01:33] CG: I kniw I made mew saf

[01:33] CS: ‘s okay

[01:33] CG: nnnyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[01:34] CG: it;s n0t 9kay

[01:34] CG: iI g9tta cheer mre up!

[01:34] CG: my typinf is pawfi; isny i9t

[01:35] CS: I’m sure it’s not

[01:36] CG: img9int r9 checka thid l9g later90

[01:36] CS: uhhh

[01:36] CG: ((im typing with my eyes cl9sed. its 6ad

[01:37] CG: ((tries t9 v9ilently diffuse the situati9n

[01:37] CS: Vwell then

[01:38] CG: cr9nus?

[01:38] CG: purr9mise we can srill ver furriwdns?

[01:38] CS: That nevwer changed

[01:39] — chattyGenocide [CG] purrs happily —

[01:39] CG: Cr9nis I am a cat insife a g9v. i am tripping nalls

[01:39] CG: *d9x

[01:39] CG: *g9c

[01:40] CG: dammit

[01:40] CS: Vwell

[01:40] CS: that’s different

[01:42] CG: i huess 9s

[01:45] CG: sweet dreams 9kay?

[01:45] CS: night

[01:46] CG: I’m s9rry… ill 6e a 6etter furriend t9 y9u next time.

— calamitousSorcerer [CS] changed their mood to OFFLINE  —

— calamitousSorcerer [CS] gave up trolling chattyGenocide [CG] at 01:46 —