#chatupline

[faultlinesinyourmind]

No one's ever unimpressed with a dexterous penis to be fair

@private-school-punk

[iwontscreaminmyhead]

Remus taking off his hoodie : I'm really warm. Sirius, smirking : That's not the word I would have used. Remus : Smooth. Sirius: Always. @emtallica

[tindertip]

Chat Up Line Of The Week

IS THERE A RAINBOW TODAY? I JUST FOUND THE TREASURE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR!

Let us know how you get on with this using #TinderTips

[shasharishi]

Best dating advice for 2018! Thanks @mora_que let's make this a movement 😂 #shashaspiritledlife #datingadvice #womenwhoread #bookworm #chatupline #mayibuyyouabook

[dianajuxtaposedsoul-blog]

Psychology Chat Up Lines

So I was bored the other day, so me and a few of the pals started to google some psychology chat up lines. Some were super cute like: 

Roses are red. Violets are blue. If you were a null hypothesis, I’d fail to reject you. 

Are you broca’s aphasia? Because you leave me speechless

I think I’ve just been classically conditioned by your beauty. 

And then theres one that’s a little crude: 

I know your name’s not little Albert, but I can make you scream. 

And then finally there is this that just makes me laugh because if you don’t do psychology it makes no sense but its just so straight to the point:

Hey girl, you remind me of my mother

[99probllamas-blog]

Leon Trotsky thinks youre Hotsky

-why am i sat here laughing at myself?