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[chbobserver]

As your favorite camper I thought it only fair to give you the news first. Charlie and I are officially off the market and happily monogamous (had to spell check to make sure I had that word right). I'm sure I can hear hearts breaking around camp. But if you insist on one of those silly 'ship' names I only approve of Chalas, like Chalice? The Holy Grail? Cute, no?

oh my GOD not ANOTHER announcement! silas, our favorite camper, has added another lucky victim to the haram, CONGRATULATIONS TO THE HAPPY COUPLE!! fans of witches, kings, masters, and puppies everywhere are rejoicing!! you're an inspiration, silas, you can have your cake and eat it too. enjoy!! we're happy to offer you 50 drachmae for this post! if you would like to send us exclusive photos of the wedding, we can offer 50 each for those, up to 2. or 100 for 1 of the wedding night.

[chbobserver]

Thank you...

you're welcome!

glad to have you back, sweetie, hopefully with all piercings intact.

[chbobserver]

What vile slander! Jordana was never in danger of my dick or on the radar. Do better source checking, darling. Otherwise keep up the good work <3 *donates 50 drachmae for an otherwise job well done*

we here at chbonews appreciate your candor and willingness to go on the record! normally, we would offer you some drach, but okay, we'll take the donation and find a good use for it; stay tuned on that! you will find our statement to be factual, as jordana is in fact marked safe, no matter the reason. i am glad you spoke out and really gave us some good information in return, even by omission! we love to see it! voting you gossip's favorite camper of the season, king!

[chbobserver]

kit has a pierced dick, pass it on

this is very inappropriate, i hope you know this.

[chbobserver]

"wait, what's wrong with wonder bread? and for the record, there's still people left in camp i haven't slept with! whore of babylon, my ass... oh! and the nymphs told me they saw silas proposing to holli. thanks bye xoxo"

sorry i should have gotten to this sooner but the MagiPap™ has taken me on some long and interesting adventures this week, i just got a chance to sit down. i personally think wonder bread is delicious, and i'm sure you'll get to them soon charlie boy, you got the juice to go far! i do HIGHLY appreciate this little tidbit about silas and holli, it's putting some other info into place for me, and it's gonna be worth 25 drachmae to ya, another 25 for your patience, sir. now off to dig up some public records and see if they tied the knot! and maybe even why...now i'm not sayin she's a gold digger but...

[chbobserver]

correction: it was 3 men; if you’re gonna put my body count out for the public, get it right scaredy cat 😘 also cursing whoever this is with misfortune 😉

who's scared? not me? i appreciate and welcome your correction, and am fully committed to the truth. if you have evidence to share, even better.

editor's note: in our previous edition of the chbobserver, we shared an item that alleged "can u believe that michele has fucked TWO men in the span of 24 hrs? tyche? more like hoochie!" and in light new information from michele, that item will be corrected to *"THREE men in the span of 24 hrs?" thank you for your understanding.

[chbobserver]

no one does this shit face to face anymore so here it goes: i fucked charlie and michele in public and can confirm they don't mind losing their eyesight when they're getting eaten out.

and here comes jericho, letting that chopper sing! literally braver than the marines. this is what we're looking for folks, when the newsletter asks for names and details, you send em in!!

jericho check your dms please, i think this is worth at least 50 drachmae.

and congrats on the endeavor, sounds like everyone had a real nice time.