Feb 14
Ha. I once saw a yardsale sign (complete with Address & Street info) that said something like: "CHEATING BOYFRIEND YARDSALE: Come Take His Crap!"
I also saw on TV about a woman that was talking about how Enraged she got when she learned her boyfriend was a'Cheatin' behind her back.
SO: She & her Girlfriends determined To Exact Revenge...
...on his belovedly-special Car...that he was Obsessively-Enraptured with (she said)...
They Thoroughly Scatter-Threw Sardines All Over The Inside Interior Upholstery Of The Vehicle one day while the guy was Inattentive long-enough to it somehow..
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