#check please memes

[snackzimmerman]

nursey: are you from tennessee? because you're

dex: GOD i'm from MAINE you literally call me a lobster every DAY

nursey: because,,,, only ten i see,,,,,

[pointdxters]

Now kiss

[starlightgems]

check please characters as quotes from buzzfeed unsolved

bitty: i'd be a friendly ghost who does chores and then tips my hat and tap dances out of the room

jack: why do all these people know what burnt faeces smells like?

shitty: fuck that demon, he's whitewashing the history of the house

lardo: it stopped in front of this "i love pot" graffiti so maybe this ghost just loves to blaze it

ransom: i'm gonna go look up slouch hat because that sounds like something i need

holster: i took an improv class once because i'm a white guy

chowder: [lying on a pentagram] here we go! rock and roll, buckaroo!

nursery: [no previous context] [energergetic techno music playing] i stole them off the woman who died in the titanic

dex: thats a guy i’d wanna share a cold one with. is what bigfoot would say. about me.

tango: were there chads back then?

whiskey: [about tango] your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting. it drains me of all happiness and energy and i - i hope you know that

tater: [refering to lardo] she will be the overseer of the haunted nursery of dolls i'm going to have

kent: hey there demons, it's me, ya boy