grumpy goober

sam | 31 | she/her | just screaming into the abyss

[is-it-the-ides-of-march]

[euphorial-docx]

men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles

[pointdxters]

oh my god they weren’t roommates anymore

[pointdxters]

It feels important to bring this back after the announcement

[omgpoindexter]

guys if we have nurseydex canon in 2026 you will never be able to shut me up. we’ll be so back. it’s never been so back

[teathattast]

[xbuggyxboyx]

they need to invent a staying up late that doesn't make you get less sleep

[your-fave-hates-ai]

YOU

YOU HATE AI !!

[very-gay-alkyrion]

[miiilowo]

where is my favorite painting i need to find my favorite painting

[miiilowo]

a break in their day by david hettinger. i loveyou

[ceausescue]

it might seem like the zipper merge is hopelessly dependent on the goodwill of the driver- after all, if you can't trust anyone else to merge correctly then doing the right thing will get you stuck for ages. but you need to adjust the payoff matrix to account for me. you assume that denying the zipper is without cost, because you assume that if you act decisively your fellow drivers will be cowed. but i have faith, and i have justice. i do not fear death because martyrs do not truly die, and i will GLADLY use MY CAR and MY OWN FRAGILE BODY as a SINGLE INSTRUMENT of that faith and that justice, a HOLY SWORD. I WILL KILL YOU. I WILL KILL BOTH OF US AND ONLY YOU WILL DIE

[podcastwizard]

"yeah i know it's bad for the environment but like so many things are so i just use it anyway" COOL I'M GONNA BITE THROUGH THIS TABLE

[avocant]

okay so I'm having a debate with my flatmates

are these all different things and if so what do you call them

[berrybooze]

my DT experience so far

Why is he so beautiful

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

[combataromantic-deactivated2026]

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

[cross-country-suggestions]

that’s when you run cross country

[heckn-cucumbers-man]

make your own post

[cross-country-suggestions]

ok

[cross-country-suggestions]

[eros-heartache]

[vaporwavesimulator]

hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

[officialtokyosan]

ye

[vaporwavesimulator]

enter the cornflakes domain

[runby2]

I fucking hate this website because not only did I click this goddamn link expecting it to be a joke of some sort, but it wasn’t a joke and I sat here spinning the screen around enjoying myself in a stupid bag of cornflakes like the dumbass monkey I am on Tumblr.com, enthralled by being in a bag of corn flakes in