#cheekywasp

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#fotobombingbitch #cheekywasp #lovelifeinwhitby

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Did you know that if you're from Scotland, you're automatically 74% cooler than everyone else?

well dang son, no i didn’t!! thanks for the insightful info!! ill make sure to let all my cool scottish fam know they’re hella cool too :P

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cheekywasp replied to your post “i had this weird dream last night where me & the family (ie my...”

I want to be teleported to Mars, the lack of oxygen killing me instantly

maybe my dream was a prophecy. let’s hope so

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U r cool Mortma

ah yes. i, mortma, am the coolest

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Do ya like botis? I know I do!

if by botis u mean butts then yes sally, yes i do

if thats not what u mean then im at a loss my dude

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callout post for @cheekywasp she’s harrassing me by bringing up old fanfics i would rather forget how dare