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[echo-s-land]

[logogreffe]

[dyfavorable]

This will forever be my favorite tweet of all times

Translation: "Sometimes when I'm alone at home I speak German so that the ghosts think we lost the war"

[le-formidable-miserable]

Mon ami anglais: Eh, Maël, tu parle français, tu peux traduire ce mot?

Moi: Ouaip

Mon ami: Ça veut dire quoi "l'assasymphonie"?

Moi: ...

Moi: ...

Moi: ... c'est... compliqué...

[pompadourpink]

Most common swear words

Putain - fuck (or whore, retro)

Merde - shit

C'est de la merde - it is shit (quality)

C'est la merde - this is shit (situation)

Putain de merde, pu-tain, nom de Dieu - fucking hell

Fait chier - dang it

Bordel - fuck, a mess

Saloperie(s) - dirty tricks, bitch

Nique ta race/ta mère/toi - fuck off

Va te faire foutre - fuck you

Dégage - get away from me

Tu me casses les couilles - you are pissing me off

Connard/connasse - jerk

Bouffon, enfoiré, enculé, blaireau, bâtard - bastard (m)

Salaud - bastard (m, retro)

Salope, sale pute, sale chienne, garce - bitch (f)

Pétasse, (sale) pouf - tart (f)

Trou du cul, trou de balle - asshole

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[antonymeanonyme]

if you're learning french i promise you native ppl are also confused. stumbling upon vouvoiement because am i friendly enough with that person or am i being unprofessional? always saying "bonjour" and being met with "bonsoir" but when you say "bonsoir" they say "bonjour" and everyone is now embarassed. leaning in for a bise but they were holding out their hand for a handshake so you reajust but they reajusted for a bise and now everyone is chuckling awkwardly. nobody knows what is going on ever

[learnelle]

la bibliothèque ♡

[republique-francaise-officiel]

If there's one thing you need to know about french politics it's that our first president led a coup against himself and since then it has only gone downhill