Dear Didi,
Happy Birthday and Happy Valentine's day. I'm still debating if I should write this super cheesy and dumb or just like... be a jerk how I normally am. But then I figured it's Valentine's day and your birthday, and you know you're one of the most important people in my life.
So I'll make it a little bit of both.
Of course you would be born on a day dedicated to happiness and romance. Figures. But you know whatever. Anyway. We've been dating for... what almost two months. Shit only? Feels longer. Not that that's a bad thing.
I'm glad I have you as a roommate for my senior year. Waking up beside you is... perfect. I absolutely care and adore you and you are perfect to me.
Your boyfriend,
Dominic.
P.S. science later. theory: can food really be an aphrodisiac?