#cheese thinks

[thecheesiestpartypony]

“are there cheese based drinks?, if not, somepony needs to make one!”

[authenticcheese]

But ok so like what if vampires snorted dehydrated uncoagulated goats blood to get high hear (would edta have an aftertaste? I feel like heparin def would) me out goats blood has really small rbcs so they can transfer more heme around so they can live in higher altitudes right so like lets say that rbcs can cross the mucous membranes (cus vampires i mean is this really a huge stretch) so the vampires get basically an oxygen high before the rbcs deteriorate cus of a different body system metabolizing them. The idea is its basically an infusion rather than the blood getting digested ( like turning into proteins i guess?? Since its just rbcs and plasma when its not clotted? Maybe vampires are just big cats lol) so yeah idk i drove a lot today and was thinkin of this

[authenticcheese]

You are sleeping peacefully, dreaming of your next snack when suddenly something breaks through a crack in your wall. You desperately try to keep it together and you grab both sides of the wall, trying to prevent it from getting further in but then it cuTS OFF YOUR ARM AND THEN YOUR OTHER ARM AND THEN PICKS YOU UP AND PUTS YOU ON YOUR WALL AND SERVES YOU TO A BIG THING YOU ARE AN OYSTER.

[authenticcheese]

you know it's gonna be a shitty day when your last bite of lucky charms has no marshmallows in it godammit

[authenticcheese]

I have a lot of eyewear

[authenticcheese]

whats your favorite memory with Manny and Krista?

oh man sorry it’s so late!

hrmmm let’s see with Krista farm class was fun, especially hanging with the new colts they were funny. We ended up naming them Jake Roxy and Jane haha also going through sonic with the deceased charlie in the backseat but hey I was hungry and no one saw. oh and skinning charlie even though I had to sleep because driving in the morning. Man I wish I stayed up the whole time. Howling with Krista is the best though, and making animal noises hehe

As for Manny, I love watching him do magic tricks dude. Sometimes I point out if I see something odd though and he appreciates it, but when I do I feel guilty a little, sorta. Ok not really. Oh also just hearing him talk is nice, because he gets real excited about things and says real silly stuff. Krista does sometimes too. I think my favorite moment was when I was lying on his bed and he was on the computer and I kept making faces at him.

I think one of the things I most enjoy is our campaign. They’re just so good at DMing it’s real great aaaah I feel so new to it though and even though they tell me I’m doing great I don’t think I’ll really believe them for a while :T

Arrg I just like hanging out with them man I dunno 

[authenticcheese]

You and altairrr and manny are so cute! (◡‿◡✿)

Uh thanks? haha Krista’s getting pretty popular now!

[authenticcheese]

What do you identify as gender wise?

I’m a guy :D