judging you based on which bg3 companion is your favorite
this is only out of the original 6 companions 😛 sorry halsin, minthara, jaheira, and minsc lovers
sry if this is inaccurate i’m not psychic just unemployed
TW: mentions of sexual trauma, family issues, religious trauma
ASTARION: you have HELLA sexual trauma. you’ve been used for your body so many times, you fear it’s all you’re good for. you sometimes feel like you have no personality, or if you do have one then it’s not a good one anyway, so you often hurt people’s feelings without really meaning to, and then you feel bad about it later. you tell yourself and everyone around you that you hate commitment and you like your “ho lifestyle” but that’s not really true, is it? you really just want to be held without expectations, loved for who you are, and to do the same for another. you may be hypersexual as a coping mechanism, because if you sexualize yourself, then you feel less violated when someone assaults you. you’re so much more than your looks.
songs for you:
bag of bones by mitski
goddess by laufey
spit by show me the body
vampire by olivia rodrigo
your power by billie eilish
we’ll never have sex by leith ross
GALE: you just want to be loved unconditionally. you love so so much and you receive nothing in return. you give and give and convince yourself that it means something to your loved ones, but they never show it if that’s true. you are probably damaged in so many different ways, but you try to not let it make you cruel. i have a feeling you have crippling daddy issues too, but that’s just a guess. you are not annoying, you are good enough. it’s not your fault. you were also likely groomed as a kid..
songs for you:
anything by adrianne lenker
tolerate it by taylor swift
enough for you by olivia rodrigo
i don’t smoke by mitski
WYLL: you definitely have issues with your dad. you feel guilty about a lot of things in your life, and you just need someone to tell you it’s ok. people make mistakes. nobody is perfect. you’re not bad. you always have this looming feeling that you’re a terrible person and that, one day, everyone around you is going to figure you out and cast you aside. you definitely have crippling abandonment issues and you want someone who will stay with you.
songs for you
i’m your man by mitski
champagne problems by taylor swift
forever by alex g
it almost worked by tv girl
SHADOWHEART: oh my goodness the amount of religious trauma you have is astounding. you feel unclean. you feel sinful, even though you don’t really believe in god anymore. you feel as though everything you do is wrong and filthy. you’ve always felt different from people in your community, and it’s caused you to either be cast aside, or you isolate yourself. you’re not impure or shameful. you’re human.
songs for you
fable by gigi perez
stillborns and six lane highways by susannah joffe
shame by mitski
sun bleached flies by ethel cain
take me to church by hozier
LAE’ZEL: you often feel like you don’t belong anywhere. you keep your walls up so high, and then feel upset when people don’t break them down. you want to be known, but it’s just too scary. you’re not a bad person, you were likely just raised in a family that didn’t express affection well. you don’t know how to receive love, so you end up pushing the people closest to you away. you can be a bit self-destructive. you’re not evil, you’re just hurt. and you can heal.
songs for you
liability by lorde
mad woman by taylor swift
sullen girl by fiona apple
it’s fine (every time) by roar
ingydar by adrianne lenker
KARLACH: you’ve always had anger issues ever since you were little and it’s made you feel like a monster. the other kids might’ve been afraid of you, which only made you more angry. sometimes you feel like the anger is all you are, but it’s not. who you actually are is someone who cares more than they should. you care so much about the things and people around you, that it brings out your anger when you feel like they’re being done an injustice. you’re such a thoughtful person. you’re also probably a lesbian if you’re a woman🧡
songs for you
i love you, i’m sorry by gracie abrams
heart for brains by roar
all american bitch by olivia rodrigo
drunk walk home by mitski
happier than ever by billie eilish