#cheezy rambles

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Peter B: I’m gonna dip my cookie in this melted cheese

Miguel: that’s disgusting, I’m gonna do the same thing-

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plushies!!! ^^

u can reblog with some of yours if u want!!! ^^

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CAREGIVER HOBIE HEADCANONS

❤️ let’s you listen to “I Am a Poseur” by X-Ray Spex

🎶 Thinks you look adorable in his vest

🎸 Will talk to you in complete sentences but doesn’t mind if you babble or baby talk.

🖤 will diy outfits for u

❤️ 100% takes old/broken plushies and sews them together to make a franken-plushie

🎶 I imagine he’s not the biggest fan of cuddling, but he still likes to hold you. (Maybe a really long hug, maybe picking you up and holding you ❤️)

🎸 If you ask he’ll put on a runway show for you

🖤 Will definitely teach you how to play the guitar

❤️ If you like to watch them when you’re regressed, he’ll watch horror movies with you

🎶 He’d get a bunch of temporary tattoos and fake piercings for you ^^

🎸 Loves kissing you right on your forehead

🖤 Will always remind you that you’re amazing, and no one can tell you otherwise ❤️🎶🎸🖤

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NO AGE REGRESSOR MIGUEL IS SO REAL. HE CANONICALLY POUTS HES JUST A GRUMPY BABY WHO NEEDS A NAP

ANON I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️ /p

Regressed!Miguel: I don’t wanna sleep!!! *sits down angrily* hmph >:(

Peter B. Parker: That’s fine.

Regressed!Miguel: >:)

Peter B. Parker: Yeah, it’s super fine. It’s just… oh man… you’re gonna miss out on so much. You won’t get your sleepy time sippy cup, you won’t be able to snuggle with your stuffies, you won’t get your bedtime story, and worst of all, :0 you won’t get a goodnight kiss!

Regressed!Miguel: oh…

Peter B. Parker: So, you still wanna stay up all night?

Regressed!Miguel: *shakes his head*

Peter B. Parker: Well then Lovebug, let’s get you ready for bed

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IMPORTANT FOR CROCHETERS

More info on thecrochetproject.com

as well there are probably videos about it too! ^^

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Me: I want to write

my brain: what’s that? You don’t want any motivation to write? If you say so 🤷🏾‍♀️

me: NO WAIT-

Hehe lol anyway caregiver Barnaby head canons

like, baby-toddler regression ages, I can make a seperate one for a reader that regressed to teen ages ^^

🤡 def call u “pup” or “little buddy” or “pal

❤️ would make silly foods and snacks (like popcorn on top of waffles)

💛 would want to cuddle you all the time! (Btw beagles are, from what I know, a very cuddly breed. So, Barnaby might cuddle everyone, but I bet he likes cuddling u the mostest ^^)

💙 LOTS of jokes prepared, almost like he has one for every situation

🤡 will crawl around with you

❤️ loves when you call him “pubby”, it’s his favorite thing in the world

💛 he teases u a lot (don’t worry, it’s all light hearted and lovingly ^^ )

💙 if you’re cuddling he’ll just let his ear flop on your head, like a fuzzy little hat ^^

🤡 he’ll ask poppy to turn one of his old vests into a little plushy for you, so you can always think of him

❤️ he may be fun and games but he still wants you to learn things ^^ he’ll use puns and jokes to make it fun tho! ^^

💛 he’ll juggle for you anytime, all you have to do is ask

💙 he’d always be happy to go on walks with you

🤡 if you show any interest in being a clown he’ll dress you up like him and teach you the way of the clown

❤️ if you ask he’ll have no choice but to give you his hat. It’s yours now.

💛 he’ll eat peanut butter out of the jar with you, even if his mouth ends up sticky. (Like that scene where mr.Peabody eats the peanut butter lolz)

💙 whenever you do something cute (so pretty much everything you do) his little tail will wag

(this is all so cute I almost cried writing 😭 I love Barnaby so much!!!!)

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does sitting on the floor make anyone else regress or am I just silly

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can i get some regressor!hobie headcanons, if you have any? if not how do you think hobie would react to regressor!miguel?

anon, when I saw this ask i got so happy. So very happy. Not only because regressor hobie, but also because I’ve been thinking about how hobie would react to Miguel being a regressor. It’s like you’ve been reading my mind. Speaking of my mind, 🥨.

anyways, onto the headcanons!!!!

❤️ I feel like he’d regress to 5-8

💙 he loves finger painting

🩶 very independent, often taking the lead in playtime and other activities

🖤will just sit on the floor and stare at you

❤️ will play his guitar with you (I believe he has a guitar, but if It’s a different instrument feel free to tell me

💙 will make regression related patches with you (matching ones as well, cute!!)

🩶 doesn’t really like cuddling, but he loves hugs and holding hands

🖤 will call u a nickname sort of version of your name (like instead of Tyler it’s “ty ty” (like saying “tie tie”)) unless you ask him otherwise (like if you’re a mama caregiver and you ask him to call you that instead of your name)

❤️ if it’s in his hands he’ll try to make music with it

💙 he gets kinda fussy during bed time

🩶 but with a hug, a forehead kiss, and a song/lullaby, he’s off to dream land 💤

🖤 he’ll make grabby hands at something, but when you try to hand it to him he won’t take it

now onto the second part of your ask! (And the part I was most excited about! ^^)

Hobie would definitely be shocked at first. While he might not know what agere is, he (—somewhat—) knows Miguel, and I imagine finding out someone as stern and quite frankly harsh as Miguel is a regressor, would leave him a bit surprised. However, Hobie would get over the shock after a while (like between a minute to a couple days). He’d recognize that there’s no one kind of regressor. I don’t think it would change their dynamic too much, though I could definitely see Peter B asking Hobie to babysit a regressed Miguel when he and Jess are busy. Idk, I just feel like Peter would do that lol.