#cheezyrants

[miacheezytoon]

the elephant was so fucking awesome y'all. exquisite corpses my beloved.

[cheezewhis]

The sheer amount of fucking idiots who think They Live is a conservative movie. As if that movie isn't literally a giant fuck you to Rondal Reagan.

[cheezysnigglez]

anyone else who has seen vhscc live or any other live starkid show can't believe that like. starkid is real. you saw them exist in real life, doing funny cool things in front of your face.

[miacheezytoon]

I am. SO MAD. that I'm not in a situation where I can just fly over to new york and see operation mincemeat.

[miacheezytoon]

as a bi woman who's mostly into women, I gotta say, one of my favorite scenes in DBH is when viola kisses madeline on the cheek and mad's like "...oh I am so turned on right now."

may 2026 edit, almost a year since I made this post: I'm a lesbian now! guess I preferred cheek kisses from women way more than I thought I did 😄.

[miacheezytoon]

y'all this is gonna be a long post but holy shit I had a crazy dream where sam reich did game changer survivor again, but this time it was in a huge sound studio that had an island set. me and a couple dropout and smosh members were trapped on the island for 4 days, along with celebrity guests.

there were a lot of guest stars, but the only ones I could remember were jack black, hatsune miku, jaiden animations, and sabrina carpenter. if y'all don't follow my blog I'm a HUGE sabrina fan, so when she was revealed to be on the island, I literally did nothing but hang out with her for the whole duration of the episode. there was a way to get points, like they had carnival games that players could play, but I thought I could get points by trying to impress sabrina and she could pick me as her favorite player or something lol.

there was another way to get eliminated other than being voted out-- you could also fake die if a player found a fake knife and wanted fake stab someone else. at one point amanda from smosh try to sabotage me by fake stabbing raphael (rip one of my faves 😔) next to me and dramatically claiming that I did it. thankfully there were a few players and guests around me that saw what happened and defended me :') (thanks dream rehka, sabrina, jacob, and more that I'm forgetting).

I don't remember if I won the episode or not, I'm pretty sure I was close to winning, but I got to hang out with sabrina carpenter and that's a win for me lol

[miacheezytoon]

has anyone ever mentioned how crazy it is that we got a TWRP album, an NSP album, AND a starbomb album all in one year (2024).

edit: guys I'm dumb, the same thing literally happened in 2019 😭. something something two nickels.

[miacheezytoon]

the cipher hunt ran so giggleland could sprint