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[I went to culinary school out in Portland, Oregon. Before that, my first job was at a country club, slinging hot dogs. Got two Micho's Sonoran Dogs. Let's run these. MAN: Chef Craig does great things with food, but his specialty are the sausages.]
What would you do if a women with big tits tried to seduced you for free food?
Craig: well...considering I am...married...and...married to a man....I don’t think...this would go over well for this woman and her...tits
Are you ok if we talk trash to chef Craig?
He’s a big boy he can handle it
(So long as it is it offensive cause there’s a message in the inbox that just says ‘f*ggots’ and it’s not cool!!!!)
Craig: Happy Halloween, mother fuckers, I’m back
So it’s been a while...
again
BUT
All for a good reason!
Tweek’s bakery officially opened a few weeks ago! And boy oh boy am I proud. He kept the name a secret from me until opening day and his little shop is called “Sugar and Spice” because-and I quote this from him-“I’m the sugar and you’re the spice”
I about died
AND ALSO
My new restaurant opened up.
It’s simply called “Aurora” and you should all know why.
Life has been busy, and Aurora is talking now, but we’re back and just in time too because at the end of this month (actual Halloween) Aurora turns TWO
TWO!!
It’s fucking INSANE.
Anyways, feel free to send in some questions (that is, if this blog is even still alive)
craig's a really cute father pass it on--
Craig:
I thought EVERYONE liked tits?
Craig: people are gay, Steven
A Halloween birthday? How exciting! Will she have a party that day?
Craig: not on Halloween, but the Saturday following! Since Halloween is on a Thursday, we figured have it on Saturday since everyone will be available and we can have a nice afternoon party. Tweek’s been planning out the theme. He’s almost got it
What’s your opinion on anything pumpkin spiced?
Craig: it’s delicious. Reminds me of the holidays. The fact people try to make others feel bad for enjoying it is bullshit. Food is meant to be enjoyed. There’s no such thing as “basic food” because food is never such thing (unless it’s just bland, which pumpkin spice is not)
