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He got high and drunk after the love of his life Charles announced the engagement with someone else. 😭

You are still pretty Maxie, let’s go get Daniel, I heard he is single.

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For the minions… this is a jk

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I didn’t expect Chalex engagement, they always looked too weird to me… but good for them I guess. (I don’t like her bcz of her problematic likes and some other things, but is not even close to the disgust I feel for MG)

But more importantly, God knows how much I want to be a fly right now in MG’s wall and see her crying, throwing up and rolling in the floor after she found out about the engagement 😂

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Hi lovely ,

if you’re up for it , we could do a nice little analysis of this preparatory phase thing

Then,, we can also take a look at the differences between Blondie’s and Perceval’s communication patterns, just to see where things are heading.

I would pay gold for flying with you to Watch Mg’s face🤭

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For me is weird how much engagement the MG pic has… like look at the comments and likes and shared of Max solo post with the new merge it all looks pretty natural bs the qty of likes, comments and shares in the MG pic…

It reminds me at something the gossip pages checked a few days ago of Alexandra “likes” in Australia vogue magazine vs the likes of celebrities like Taylor Swift…

It might be a possibility that MG is buying the likes for that pic?

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Hi my Lovely Cherry 🍒

So actually, that’s not the only engagement prop being dropped on that account — and it’s not even her who brings engagement, because on her own profile she doesn’t have it at all. I’ll show you below 👇 which 2024 post had the highest engagement so we can compare — you actually gave me the inspiration to make a little compilation later.

Yesssssssssss🤣

Here’s the thing, at least in my view: this whole year, and even it started already in 2024 — and this is just a fact — his official Instagram and social channels have been way less personal than before. All that lifestyle and private-life storytelling? Gone. Nothing left on his page, and barely anything on hers, which used to act as the satellite for that narrative.

And people want that stuff. Especially on Instagram, personal storytelling is what drives engagement — there’s no way around it. Even more in a year when you’ve had a baby: the audience expects that kind of content, they crave it.

So it’s not her bringing engagement, it’s the narrative that’s currently missing — the personal side, the emotional connection. He completely closed that tap this year, even though the storyline, in theory, should be stronger than ever because he became a father. But the audience’s emotional need for that content is still there.

And that’s where the brand profile comes in — it fills that missing space. It’s the brand using the old couple narrative as a storytelling device. And there’s a mutual need behind all of this — he needs the narrative to fill the emotional gap, and the brand needs a filler too, because they can’t survive on pure racing content alone. They already have to share that space with his personal account, Red Bull Racing, Formula 1, and basically the entire motorsport world. It’s the brand using the old couple narrative as a storytelling device.

Everything we see there now is throwbacks, archive material — not current content. The only real-time piece we got was the Monza post, and it didn’t perform that well. It was even surpassed by our legendary girl in Baku.🥰🌸🙌🏻

On top of that, they do have an engagement problem. If you look at the follower count versus the average likes, so they need those little boosts, and those always come from personal storytelling — whether it’s ex-teammates, family members, or small “soft drops” that humanize the feed again.

And that’s exactly what we see: they rotate between MG, Jos, Daniel Ricciardo, Fernandone Alonso, whoever fits the moment — all of them serve as narrative props to re-ignite engagement. Because when the main storyline goes quiet, the brand has to recycle the old emotional assets to keep people watching.

If I had to guess, the admin’s secret dream would be to have Sabrina Carpenter handing him the pole position trophy in Austin — 100% engagement achieved. Or, you know, a certain Charles as a teammate — and then the algorithm would just explodes. But since this is a commercial brand, they obviously can’t use a Ferrari driver that way.

And one last cherry postscript: the lowest-performing post of all is always the pure merch promo — the one featuring MG’s cousin modeling the merch. It barely hits 2K likes. I swear, my cousin could do better just walking his dog. With all the gorgeous people out there, why him?! 😭

Honestly, the admin’s best move would be: change the models. Do that, and you’re instantly back in business.

Because at the end of the day, that’s the paradox: the more you hide real life, the more you have to fake it through nostalgia.

Liv 💫

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I don’t know but for he looks nice 😂 but maybe is bias, because I’m huge fan and I’ll buy everything he sells. I just don’t do it because some part of me thinks that the money is somehow going to end up in MG hands, but believe me the moment he breaks with her I’m emptying my Verstappen.com cart.

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Dear 🍒Cherry, I’d say your message is a perfect ode to honesty 😂

Liv 💫

This is an ode, not a statement.

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I’m hopeful… maybe this will make him feel more like he needs to run away fast from that relationship. He talks about privacy all the time and she is screaming to the walls everything that happens in that relationship.

Maybe he’ll realize once and for all that staying there will be more of the same no matter how much she promises to change or post more she keeps fucking that everytime she feels her relationship is at risk.

I still root for him to break up during Winter… I will scream and defend him in every minion post and unblock MG just to throw shit at her.

Do it Blondie, we have your back there are more MG haters (Max, Lewis and Daniil’s fans… without counting the crash gate haters and the Brasil population that hate her family) that there would ever be Max haters…

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Cherry, love you so much 😭

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I have the hope that they won’t move together, for me I think Max is feed up with her, it’s crazy how he is more out of the house than ever or drunk whenever there is a camera pointing at him being close to MG.

I think that if the move happens is going to be either Max or MG with P (I’m not sure but I don’t think he’ll left MG the custody of L after seeing how he raised P in front of the cameras)

The distance he is being creating it screams separation to me, I don’t think we’ll have to wait long for it to happen, probably the custody is the thing that is stopping it now, specially bcz L is still young and (if it’s truth that MG is even doing it) she is lactating. Plus the custody arrangements aren’t an fast thing to handle.

I’ll give it to the end of the year and it’s going to be very quiet from his side and very loudly from her side…

PS: I saw in a gossip page about how probably Max is going to stay with her bcz “of the kids and she manages the house”. It made me laugh bcz Daniil, MG parents and Max parents didn’t stay for the kids, why would Max do it? If the relationship is bad is better a separation (for the kids too, bcz there is nothing worse than to live in a house where both your parents don’t like each other). And about she managing the house… what? She doesn’t cook (a little reminder to the 3yo meat), she surely doesn’t clean and I don’t think she does the laundry. Max doesn’t need her to do all those things, he can pay someone to do that and multiple babysitters. She is just stealing oxygen in that house and using MAX’s BOAT.

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Hey Cherry 🍒

About the whole “house management” thing, honestly that part seems the easiest — I imagine they already have enough people around: doulas, babysitters, cleaners, assistants, you name it. So yeah, maybe she gives a bit of “direction,” but everything could run just fine even without her.

As for the rest (without getting into custody details or stuff we can’t really know), I’d just say that when a relationship isn’t going that great, moving in together can actually be the final hit. Studies even list moving house among the top stressful life events — right after divorce.🤭

Liv 💫

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You are back!!! I’m so happy I don’t like the Insta format that much.

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Me neither darling cherry,🍒 and thanks for joining the picnic 🧺😊

This is a cherry.

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Btw I sent the last message about the MG possibly buying likes in insta and I forgot to sign it 😭

A very distracted by work.

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Oh Cherry 🍒, don’t worry at all — we’re all like that these days 🫶🏻

Liv 💫