#cherub.anon

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The way u described slimeball yuta whejsjdsb HES SO KAWAWA 😭😭😭😭 u go to the dmv to renew ur id or smth and hes shaking let a tiny wet lil dog every time he asks u to do smth😭 he is also being catfished by toji btw and mcdonalds manager aki hates his fucking guts bc everytime yuuta goes there he just goes “can i get uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh-“ for like 3 minutes yet he gets the same thing every time and Aki always has to be like “speak up i cant hear you” and yuta looks like hes ready to die

STOP IFSKDJGKETIGRF I CANNOT WITH THIS!!! LMFAOOO great big tears in his eyes while he asks you to center urself for your license picture. HE IS ALSO BEING CATFISHED BY TOJI IS SENDIN GMEELKSFDKL;; please this poor man cant catch a break!!! hes doing it oldschool style on e harmony looking for the love of his life little does he know the nice lady hes talking to is just toji in a wig!!! TYHE MCDONALDS PART ANON PLEASE IM LAUGBGKIFMNG

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imagining freeloader toji stealing ur empty amazon packages to make a new flintstones mobile bc he accidentally committed a hit a pedestrian last week (no one was really injured except for toji bc he blew through his plastic wrap windshield)

ANON IFNRURJFOFL I AM FUCKING CRYING

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idk if i ever told you this but one time this guy asked me “How often do u finger” meaning how often do i masturbate and he said it just like that.. couldn’t even break out the whole word “you” to ask about my pussy and it made me so dry i told him gn and went to bed💔

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landlord sukuna rly acts like a lord so u call him “ur majesty” or “my king” or something equally sarcastic when ur speaking to him but it makes him hard lol

KLSDALL;; u curtsy to him talking abt 'my liege' and his pipe turns to steel

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You have to tell us everyone who lives in slimeball ville

OMG okay there are a lot,, i HAVE TO UPDATE THE MASTERLIST ill do that soon

freeloader!toji, landlord!sukuna, slutty mailman/pawn shop owner!geto, rich!gojo (who also works as that inflatable noodle that flaps in the wind at the car dealership), rich!megumi, cop!nanami, fake osha inspector/old folks home escapee!kishibe, kogami who has a multitude of jobs, drug dealer!naoya, dmv employee!yuuta, UMM, who else.. sewer dweller!mahito, gas station employee!yoshida, mcdonalds manager!aki, pawn shop employee!denji, college football players!yuuji and todo, hairstylist/pyramid scheme owner!nobara, pyramid scheme co-owner!mai, doctors!mei mei and shoko, gravedigger!maki, power, inumaki + his discord kittens,

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imagine: dad!aki leaving denji and power (they begged) to babysit his kiddos while he goes on a date night with you. only to spend every moment of it in a state of dread.

PLS THIS HAS ME IN TEARS he Would Not trust them he would have cameras in the house and be checking on them every 2 minutes ur like 'u have to shut ur phone off bc the movie's starting' hes like 'im sorry.i just have to make sure denji hasnt burned the house down yet'

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aki's top knot is gelled and firm enough you can use it as a dildo

ANON I AM FUCKING CRYIGJFJH. akis topknot but its like. the texture and consistency of a paintbrush that u have been wpainting with and left to dry so its all clumped together. AS A DILDO HAS ME IN FUCKING TEARS him using ur slick as his hairgel LKSDFLKSL

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maybe sukuna can’t kick toji out bc it’s not legal to kick out squatters in some places there’s so much legal process right so sukuna deadass threatens to put out a hit on him and toji scoffs n tells him not to be lazy n to do it himself and sukuna is like get a job and toji is like u first landlord

SUKUNA THREATENS TO PUT OUT A HIT ON HIM AND THE 'ANONYMOUS HITMAN' HE HIRES OFF CRAIGSLIST TURNS OUT TO BE TOJI HIMSELF