#freeloader!toji

[dabisqueen]

@bastardblvd Freeloader!Toji

[cyancherub]

megumi tells toji he needs a laptop for school and toji tries to steal a chromebook off the walmart display shelf but it doesnt work so he makes megumi go to the apple store every day after school to do his homework on their display laptops

[bastardblvd]

⚠️ BREAKING NEWS: OUT OF 60+ SLIMEBALLS IN GRIMETOWN, FREELOADER!TOJI HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN CROWNED THE SLIMEBALL KING OF 2023! THERE IS NO OUT-SLIMING THE MASTER ⚠️

[nanamimizz-archived]

Toji when he says he's getting dessert

i have tears upon my eyes. you take toji to a buffet and he says hes getting dessert but that means hes pouring the bowl of mints into his pocket at the hostess stand

[cyancherub]

u invite toji over for a one night stand and when u get up to go to work hes still sleeping in your bed. diagonally so hes taking up the whole thing. u go to work and then u come back and hes walking around in your house slippers eating a sandwich he made with the stuff in your fridge

[cyancherub]

toji getting hired as a hitman and stealing the shoes off the body even though theyre a size too small 

[cyancherub]

just thought about u moving in with rich!megumi and then finding out his dad lives in some sort of underground cave system below his mansion like the man from parasite

[cyancherub]

toji after u leave for work and he runs out of things to watch on netflix because he’s already seen everything on there during the year he’s been staying at ur place