#chess?

[ballroomfitz]

Aaron Tveit is fascinating because you know he’s going to sing well. He will sound great he always does. Is he going to ACT well? Well you see he flips a coin before every performance

[yiiiiiiiikes25]

what all do we think drat is doing on that damn phone though

[little-monsters26]

Listen here

I was just thinking of the silly idea that if Romeo and Carlo/P dated, since Romeo is the King of Puppet that would make Carlo/P the Queen. But then I realised that this statement as some truth in it compared to chess : in chess the King is the most important piece in the game and if attacked you lose - it made me think of when we beat Romeo suddenly the other puppets didn't have anyone to guide them and the monster took over (aslo the King don't move often just like Romeo is practically always in the Estella Opera House) , as for the Queen she is the most powerful piece in the game and can go practically however she likes - which made me think of Carlo/P who move around the city and defeat everyone in his way. They are also some other things that make me think of this but if I go on I'm going to rumble and this will take forever to read.

I also like to see the whole story of Lies of P as a giant chessboard with two side opposing each other : one is Simon and the monster, the other is Geppetto and the puppets. With how manipulative they both are I find it interesting.

Might talk more about the other characters as chess piece and their importance in the story so tell me if you would like it.

[antiyourwokehomophobia2]

I'm listening the third Harry Potter book and there's this part that's so hilarious to me. Harry just found out that Sirius black killed his parents, and Ron is looking for ways to cheer him up. He suggests going to Hagrid's.

Harry: yea, let's go to Hagrid's so I can ask him why he never told me Sirius Black murdered my parents.

Ron: O--or we could play chess.

Like 💀😭

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

The fact that the anal beads posts from the chess shitposting subreddits finally leaked into mainstream media is hilarious

[angelcolored]

So the Queen of England is gonna visit a video game expo, right. It's a huge deal, everyone's very excited. And she brings two guards with her - just two, cause she doesn't wanna attrack a lot of attention. One is a very official, very business-minded fellow, great at his job, never any issues over the years. The other, right, he's just a chess player. Pro chess player, proper Brit, got hired just for this gig. No experience. Everyone thinks "what's this guy doing here?" but the queen insists.

So they get to the airport the day of their flight. The airport worker says, I'm sorry but I can't let you board the plane, I wish I could help you, I don't have any records here of your tickets. Professional guardsmen is trying everything he can think of, right, he's calling the higher ups, he's begging her to try and figure something out. He and the queen step away for a moment, chess player walks up to the airport security. He taps her computer and says something, guard types away for a second, her face lights up, she goes yes, of course, right this way please.

The other, more experienced guardsman is stunned. They get on the plane with the queen and he says, what on earth did you say to her? Chess player shrugs and says, "Queen to E3. Check, mate."

[simplydm]

Idk man I think a philza minecraft vs amazingphil phil-off would be very funny and also give everyone psychic damage