This is not the world I expected

melodramatic asshole running a fanpage for another more successful melodramatic asshole. she/her

[hualian-queen]

“you know what we don’t talk about enough?” - me, about to bring up literally the only thing that i talk about

[weeinterpreter]

Holly: Where did you get that tomato soup?

Mulch: It’s actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved.

[mxanigel]

Sharing fanfic updates be like

[willgrahamscock]

Idk who needs to hear this, but god’s plan for you is to read your little gay fanfictions don’t worry you’re not wasting your time

[willgrahamscock]

[11no1ideas11]

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

Alex is a can of worms

Artemis is currently opening the can unaware of what is inside it

[fortisloid]

he needs butler's help to open it

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

That boy has never operated a can opener in his life

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

my toxic trait as a writer is that I’ll be like “I have free time. I am going to write right now” and then I. don’t

[nochre]

The lamb in wolf’s clothing - Damian Wayne

[gaytanic-panic]

You should be allowed to cruise in bookstores

[gaytanic-panic]

like if i see a tall woman in the sci fi section i should be able to brush against her to see if she wants to fuck in the back

[gaytanic-panic]

this post is teaching tumblr gays what the term cruise means

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

This is literally the best book list that rewires your brain for success

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

Crying over how mad people are about the order. These aren't even my books! I just found a random photo on the internet vzhxxkckvk

[mellowthorn-deactivated20260501]

a couple of assquest sketches

[foolsjustice]

trans person: i’m trans

society: okay

your gay friend you try to ignore: you neeed to read this 16 book fantasy series about trauma and dragons it will change your life

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

This is literally the best book list that rewires your brain for success

[valhelos]

art doodles ask game thingy!!! imma send a list because all the prompts are gold but you absolutely do NOT need to draw all of these, just like pick your fave

👗 (something from the 50’s) for Holly

💀 (goth/emo/scene attire) for Artemis

🚪 (what they wear when lounging around at home) for Julius

💤 (sleep attire) for Trouble

literally any of them for Butler

Of course I did all of them...so this is gonna be a bit long lol

First! 50's Holly. I gave her a bit longer hair and I just think this is something I can see Holly wear. I could've put her in a dress but I really like the Blouse and trousers combo.

Since I've already drawn emo Artemis I decided to draw both scene and goth Artemis. He still has his white monster because I feel that is very important. Scene Artemis would def have raccoon tail hair. And Goth Artemis has platform boots of course.

I've also drawn Julius before in what he would wear at home, and I still hold fast to the belief that like 80% of his wardrobe is just LEP branded sweatshirts etc. So he def just wears those. Also he's only at home because someone made him leave the plaza.

Trouble sleeps in a tank top and boxers. Maybe not boxers with hearts on them but that's beside the point.

...In my defence I was left without supervision AND I used a random number generator to get a random prompt for him that ended up being ❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear.

So Butler in playboy bunny suit. It was between this and Ghost (from Call Of Duty) cosplay.

Outfit ask game!

[weeinterpreter]

Artemis: I don't need sleep. I need results. Butler: You'll go to bed or I'm sedating you.

[lemontrance]

Question! If someone were to use a horse tranquilizer on Foaly, would he get high as kite or pass out?

[a-c-u-l-o-s]

Yes