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@sashimiphile: Hi eggplant, I've just come across the fact that Yuna was not invited to Grand Prix 2012-2013 season. Is this because she didn't participate in the same event the previous year, or are there some other reasons?
i can’t find the 2012 isu gp announcement right now so i can’t check the rules, but if i had to hazard a guess, it might be because she sat out the 2010 and 2011 grand prix series. nowadays skaters can use the “comeback skater” rule to get 2 GPs after a break, but idk if that rule existed in 2012. actually, i don’t even remember if she missed the 2012 GP on purpose or not. sorry i can’t give a more definitive answer...
What is it with Team Japan loving Dai's 'Sabre Dance' so much? Remember when Nobu and Mao independently from each other confessed to being huge fans of the program? Could this really be Shoma's way of paying tribute to his hero? Couldn't he have found ANY other way? Like changing his program to POTO with original choreography by Morozov, because this was the origin of his Dai worship? (I'm sorry, I don't mean to aggravate your pain. This whole situation is just so funny though... >:D)
because TEAM JAPAN HAS NO TASTE WHATSOEVER akiko, please save them, you’re the only one with any sense, fashion or otherwise. and don’t even joke about shoma doing POTO, that is a REAL FEAR of mine -_____- it would...severely test my love for him if he did.
you know, tj always fill their illusion mesh with bling ;)
i have nothing against blinged illusion mesh if it’s good illusion mesh that fits the costume and skater’s skin color!! but not when it’s an OBTRUSIVE ORANGE STRIPE THAT’S NOT ILLUSION MESH ANYWAY god
@chestnutchild: Ahahaaaaaa life as a Shoma Uno fan is totally suffering. Oh man. But thank you so much, Eggplant. Your blogs, answers, and tweets give me so much life 😂 I'm both happy and horrified to be a fan of his during the great Chicken Shoulder Disaster 2017.
i mean, thanks i guess, glad my pain is relatable!!!
Are you going to U.S. nationals this year?
nope! watching from home.
Is Shoma going to add the quad loop in his programs? I read somewhere that he did it at a recent show.
he might. he’s practicing it regularly now and landed one in his short program at stars on ice japan. we’ll see what happens. (i hate him.)
asdfghjkl I thought it was gonna be a new era (one where shoma gives up those god awful monstrosities that he calls costumes) THEN THIS HAPPENS. WHYYYYYYYY
should’ve known better than to hope. shoma is a destroyer of dreams. i expect nothing from him now but the worst in every situation ever.
but maybe the real reason for Shoma's costume change is so that the audience can sing along with the woman who screams "LOCO LOCO LOCO" during the program.
they were doing that anyway, now they can scream BAKA BAKA BAKA at him while he’s skating in that Thing
i ve been kinda hating shoma for his life choices (yep loco costume) but i just rewatched an old baby shoma video and every unn~ and head tilting just cleanse my soul i cant hate him for more than a day lmao im in deep shoma trash hell send help pls
hahahahahAHAHAHAHAHA welcome to hell











