Jul 8, 2023
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GOD - BROKE
Heaven forbid another track about drugs, this one's blessed though honest to God.
FRANK OCEAN - MEMRISE
Frank popped out of his black hole this Black Friday and gave us all a new song. Naturally, we swarmed to it like Asda shoppers to 32” TVs.
DISCLOSURE - WHAT’S IN YOUR HEAD
Pull out your Moschino shirts, polish up your Prada loafers: UK garage and dance is having a revival. Wearing the sound all over their new debut LP, Settle are Lawrence bros, Disclosure. Out to cop now.
FUNKINEVEN & FATIMA - PHONE LINE
My ears are still ringing sweet sounds after picking up the Phone Line. Video features my pal, Craig as the Boy.
AHMAD JAMAL - DON'T ASK MY NEIGHBOURS (SAMPLED IN) RICK ROSS - CIGAR MUSIC
Ricky may pick Maybach members incorrectly but he does pick a good song to sample.
THEOPHILUS LONDON - LISA
Sunday night, I joined a Tumblr-esque crowd to watch Theophilus perform in his last name. Offering classic oldies and new goodies from the forthcoming Rose Island - Lisa being a fav; as well as throwing records, t-shirts, champagne and himself on to the crowd, Theo was a generous performer giving just enough to 'Philus up.
ROY <3 EAZY-E - I'D RATHER FUCK YOU
Internet babe, Roy knows how to turn her online audience ON. She describes her self as a 'devilish sneaker fetishist with a penchant for undressing' and names the late Eazy-E's I'd Rather Fuck You as her number one song. Kudos and warning from me and my blow-up doll.
Why is this song your fav?
This song is Roy's favourite song because it does more than make you tap your feet to the beat. It has an evocative quality that somehow makes you feel sexy and dirty at the same time, sort of like online modelling.
Why did you choose Roy as your alias and not something a little more telling like Godown Gertrude or urh.. EazyEve?
In all honesty 'Roy' started as a bit of an in joke between myself and an old school friend. But in the present day I chose it because I wanted to stand out from the sea of 'bustyXXX's' and the 'LolaBigTits'. I mean come on, the people are on cam.com for fucksake they know you're selling sex. That, plus, it just made me chuckle to think of guys shouting Roy as they cum.
Who's more raw, Eazy-E on this track, or your online audience?
Trust me, my audience are more raw. They treat you like an online agony aunt more than anything. Eazy-E might get lyrically dirty, but my audience get visually dirty; sometimes, to my great distaste.
My blow-up doll had the time of its inflated life watching Roy. You can too by clicking here.