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So….

….I’ve just found Holtzbert fanfiction that I had apparently drunkenly written in the notes on my phone at 2:19am in November 2016….

….thanks, drunk me..?

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can't believe people have actually said to me i'm greedy because i'm bisexual what's 2 x 0 fam? i'm getting nothing if anything i've got double loneliness

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When I'm supposed to be writing my next Holtzbert chapter but instead I think it'll be more productive to set up 4 professional lights and take a selfie instead...logical

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R U L E S: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours. When you are done, tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

I was tagged by @holtzdammit

A) Age: 22 (very close to being 23!)

B) Biggest fear: the girl from The Ring and balloons

C) Current time: 10:24pm

D) Drink you last had: Cup of tea

E) Every day starts with: checking email; gotta pray to god for those fic updates!

F) Favourite song atm: Sia - One Million Bullets (but maybe that’s because I like watching Kristen Wiig’s performance of the song)

G) Ghosts, are they real?: Oh god, considering I love the ol’ Ghostbusters, I don’t actually believe in ghosts…

H) Hometown?: Like where I was born or when my home is now? If so, England

I) In love with??: too many people

J) Jealous of?: The gal who gets to marry Kate McKinnon

K) Killed Someone?: give it time

L) Last time you cried: this is so fucking lame but I watch the last ever episode of Girl Meets World…I’m an adult, lord have mercy

M) Middle name: Danielle

N) Number of siblings: 3

O) One wish: be pretty and skinny and come to think of it, to be rich too…. and for Kate McKinnon to realise she’s in love with me. Oh wait, that’s more than one wish… my bad

P) Person you last called/texted: my sister

Q) Questions you are always being asked: “how can you be autistic, you act so normal?” “Have you tried losing weight?” “Can I try your glasses on?” - this one being followed by them asking me how blind I am because they can’t see anything in them.

R) Reasons to smile: literally have none

S) Song last sung: City of Stars - La La Land (I hate myself)

T) Time you woke up: 10:05am (I’m 87% sure I was still drunk from the night before too)

U) Underwear colour: Harry Potter, so…many colours?

W) Worst habits: procrastination, no will power/motivation, doing stimming that hurts me

X) X-rays you’ve had: head, arm, shoulder, wrist, hand, lungs, ankle, foot

Y) Your favourite food: sushi, pasta, spinach tortellini and British classics that I will be shamed for if I don’t mention; roast dinner, fish and chips (minus the fish)

Z) Zodiac sign: Cancer

I tag @buuurger @youcouldbehappyx @silverfirefly11 @crotch-centric-over-here @funkelly

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🌎 🌀🍴 !!!

🌎 - A country you would visit? - oh Jesus, Japan. I wanna go to Japan so bad and not because I’m just a big slut for anime.

And also I want to go back to New York, last time I went I was in the same room as my bae Kate McKinnon and Kristen Wiig and it was so many years ago that I didn’t really know who they were. God that is literally one of my biggest regrets because I didn’t appreciate it enough! 😫

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?- well, I’m English so my experiences with sunshine or even warm weather for that matter is very far and few between; “what is that burning ball of light in the sky?” Is something you hear people saying out loud when the sun finally peaks through the clouds. But yeah I like summer because I like that it’s brighter in the evenings but I also like walking in the poring rain but then again, pouring rain can strike during any season in England

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?- I’m half Italian so naturally I’m a slut for all things pasta and pizza and anything that is included in an 8 course meal. But also Mexican. Mexican food is where it’s at, man…I dunno I can list so many foods but I fear if I carry on then I will cave and ruin my diet

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Has the world ended or have I finally updated? 

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Holtzbert motivation needed!

I've been away from my laptop for a while, thus not being able to write (or finish) my current Holtzbert fics (mainly 'Fearless of Ghosts, Terrified of humans). I dunno, I feel like I've hit a wall and that anything I end writing is just horrible and not good enough. I want nothing more then to finish them and continue writing all my other unpublished Holtzbert fics but I'm really struggling right now... If someone could give me some motivation (or possibly advice on a way to regularly update) that'll be grand *cue the lesbian salute*

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I thought I was your wife

I’m sorry, friend but if I had a chance to marry Kate McKinnon then I’ll divorce you in a heartbeat