#chez 1895

[lisbeth-kk]

Let the restaurant crack commence!

This crack fic is inspired by @barachiki's post and some of my own experiences.

Chapter 1 - The Empire

Summary: Mycroft Holmes has just had a meeting with the manager of Chez 1895, Gregory Lestrade, and he needs to cool down lest he combust from pure arousal. A trip to one of the Holmes empire's Swiss restaurants will ensure that his impeccable calm is restored.

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Chez 1895 - Now Complete!

Chapter 6 - The Impossible Star

Summary: The tension in the kitchen is almost palpable. It's caused by two Frenchmen Mycroft has seen snooping around the neighbourhood. Things are getting serious and Sherlock is about to panic.

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Chez 1895 (hath updated!)

Chapter 5 - Queens of the Night

Summary: Martha Hudson's favourite place to dine is (obviously) Chez 1895. The staff treats her like royalty and one of them reminds of her of bygone times.

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Chez 1895 (hath updated!)

Chapter 4 - Choose Your Poison

Summary: Molly thrives as Chez 1895's master mixologist. Her creativity is never questioned, and she no longer feels like the freak everyone thinks she is. Having Sherlock's support helps immensely; she will never say a bad word about him to anyone, something that tonight's unpleasant guest gets to experience to the fullest.

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Chez 1895 (hath updated!)

Chapter 3 - Apprentice or no Apprentice, that is the Question

Summary: Most respectable restaurants (and many not so respectable ones) take on apprentices. Sherlock's eccentric behaviour has ensured that no insecure and immature adolescent will ever be subjected to his wrath and the trauma it will ultimately cause. But perhaps an older - a more confident person - could stomach it?

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Chez 1895 (hath updated!)

Chapter 2 - Another Day at the Circus

Summary: To avoid embarrassing himself in front of the staff, Sherlock spends the afternoon and evening in the patisserie, doing the most dreaded job there is. Of course, the Consulting Executive Chef doesn't stoop so low as to call it that; he loves all task even if they are time-consuming and laborious.

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