#chialage

[ricekrispyjoints]

tried to make some challah tonight but my yeast is apparently dead so i just have a big ball of dough that wont rise and im sad

[dmitribobitri]

it has been zero days since my last debilitating back spasm 🙃 guess we're back on this bullshit

had a good almost 4 month run but I dared to roll over in bed and my spine did not like that one bit

this is the first time it's happened when someone else was around tho, so at least I had some help getting a heat pack and setting up pillows more comfortably

[ricekrispyjoints]

it has been 1 798 0 days since I last needed crutches

[ricekrispyjoints]

love that Language Learning Feel when the beginner's basics are getting easier and easier but u still feel like u can't say anything useful...

[ricekrispyjoints]

if you don’t lament how much random shit you own while you’re packing to move, are you really moving?

[ricekrispyjoints]

why do early mornings happen to good people

[ricekrispyjoints]

a guide to pulling an all-nighter

the not so eloquent sequel to @frenchibi‘s post about becoming an early riser : 

- drink lots of water !!

- make a list of all the things you want/need to do (note : it should be at least 3 times too long for you to physically complete, but you gotta keep your options spicy)

- start your evening with the best intentions, and maybe even get one or two things done off the list

- get hyperfocused around 3am, lose all sense of time, and come back to the present 90 minutes later, convinced that it has been 3409 months since you last looked at a clock and the fact that it’s only been 90 minutes is quite frankly, offensive

- conclude a piece of writing with the phrase “bamalama ding dong”

- time has now slowed to a crawl as you await the sunrise, so go watch inuyasha on youtube

[ricekrispyjoints]

so it was raining today, and i noticed that the MAJORITY of people using umbrellas were feminine presenting

i mentioned this to a couple classmates

(it should be noted that i (masc) never use an umbrella, and the 2 classmates i mentioned this to were both girls with umbrellas)

one said it’s bc men don’t plan ahead, so they just  get caught in the rain. or maybe they’re too macho and think they don’t need it bc they’re so manly

then we see a masc presenting person with a rainbow colored umbrella

me : look, a dude with an umbrella

the other classmate, a known lesbian : yeah but he looks gay... my hypothesis is that straight men are idiots

me : damn, i gotta get an umbrella then. wouldn’t want to be mistaken as straight

my classmates : what

me : what