#chickenenthusiast

[aiiaiiiyo]

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[forestduck]

Explore the elegant beauty of Swedish Black Hen from Greenfire Farms. These stunning black roosters are known for their...

[petsqui]

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[seadreams]

What do you think of chickenenthusiast? 100 words or more pls

Honestly, chickenenthusiast is one of the best people I’ve ever known. Although she’s a bit of a loser, she has definitely been there for me the most whenever I need a little cheering up. One look at her face and I’m doubling over in laughter. At times when I’m so angry, and not even she can arouse my laughter, she willingly surrenders her body over to me to be used as a punching bag. She does taekwondo. chickenenthusiast has so many uses. I’m glad we’ve been friends for so long, and I hope we will remain friends forever and ever.

<3

[thecougardiaries]

The kitchen was covered in a sticky white substance as I prepared the chicken. Flexing my hands and smiling to myself, I grabbed a handful of the oily flour. With deliberate, methodical movements, I rubbed the white flesh and groaned at my exertions. I had to make sure every inch of the body received some lovin'  ;) I gasped as I noticed that oil had dripped down my arm in slick rivulets. My tongue emerged and graced my skin as it anointed itself with the floury oil.  I love its lubricating texture. My task complete, I gazed at the stuffing. The slick combination of delicious spices (and a few secret ingredients) had melded into a sticky, white mess. Dipping deep into its moist depths, I withdrew, slowly licking my finger and accidentally smearing the white substance across my face. "Oops." I giggled. I then began the pleasurable task of thrusting deep into its moist cavity as the stuffing oozed over my hands. Oh boy, I love cooking!

[seadreams]

11 Questions

THIS WAS FROM LIKE TEN MONTHS AGO HAHAHAHAHA I was just goin through some stuff and whoop there it was

11 questions Rule 1 - Always post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions of the person who tagged you, and write eleven new ones. Rule 3 - Tag eleven people and link them. Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them

1. Do you have any birthmarks?

Yeah, just a splodge on the back of my my left hand.

2. What is your funniest physical injury story?

It was in grade 3...we were collecting slugs for a project and I tripped and all the slugs I was carrying in my container fell out. I realised my hand was bleeding and the wound looked like a slug! I'd thought a slug had gotten into me somehow. I still have the scar. It isn't very funny but meh, whatever, I'm tired

3. What is your favorite band/musical artist?

MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE BABYYY

4. How many TV shows do you watch regularly (if you watch any at all)?

I'm not watching anything regularly at the moment :(

5. What is your phone background (is you have one)?

the ocean yay

6. What movie do you suppose you’ve watched the most in your life?

Pretty sure it's the Lion King. or maybe Twilight. it was a phase.

7. What is your eye color?

SHIT

8. Favorite junk food?

ice cream

9. What are some podcasts that you listen to (if you listen to any)?

Welcome to Night Vale

10. What is your Hogwarts House?

Slytherin probably. That's what I got for Pottermore.

11. Do you like tea, coffee, or something else caffeinated and why?

I don't like any of those. Coke's got caffeine, right?

My questions:

1. if i got married to t.o.p. would you come to my wedding? sorry if you don't know who he is, just say yes if you could have an outlandish wedding what would it be like?

2. what was your worst nightmare like?

3. choose 5 people for a zombie apocalypse team

4. do you think naming your kid lucifer is weird?

5. what is your ideal afterlife like?

6. what are the last five movies you'd watch before you die?

7. what would your last meal consist of?

8. who is the scariest movie character you know?

9. do you have any weird habits?

10. do you find anything disgusting that most other people wouldn't find gross?

11. would you rather delve deep into the ocean or deep into space?

(sorry if i've posted these questions before)

[seadreams]

Instead of heading off to schoolies like normal Aussie kids we go to the museum We live hardcore lives \m/

[chickenenthusiast]

I swear that Jung Hoyeon is going to win