#chidi quotes

[prettylittlearrowfangirl]

Eleanor: Hey, buddy. Look, if you don't want to lie because it conflicts with your moral principles, I get it. No one's gonna be mad at you.

Chidi: Really?

Eleanor: No, dumbass! I'm lying to you to make you feel better! See? Sometimes lying is awesome.

[prettylittlearrowfangirl]

You know the sound that a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound my brain makes all the time.

Chidi

[prettylittlearrowfangirl]

I'm gonna be sick and I don't want to go back to the bathroom because they put mirrors in the toilets and that makes you really confront what you're doing!

Chidi

[prettylittlearrowfangirl]

Eleanor: Yeah, you know, why can't one part of the calculation of our eternal fate be easy?

Chidi: I don't know.