#chief mansam

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Mansam: Alcohol is delicious! ...I mean, MAlicious. Sorry guys, I’m really drunk right now.

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Mansam: I trusted you!

Uumen: Why?

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Johannes: I am sorry, Chief, but the Bishokukai have killed one of our top Bishokuya.

Mansam: What?! Which one?

Johannes: Heavenly King Zebra

Mansam, internally: Oh, thank Acacia

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Ichiryuu: Hey Mansam... what are the symptoms of teenage depression?

Mansam: Why do you ask?

Ichiryuu: Coco was doing laundry earlier and after he dropped a sock, I heard him ask: "Why has Acacia forsaken me?"

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Komatsu: What do you think, Rin-san?

Rin: I wasn’t listening, but I strongly disagree with Mansam

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[ Ichiryuu showing off when the Kings were kids ]

Ichiryuu: See, Mansam? I have my own competent family!

Toriko, poking his head in the door: Uhh... old man... we tried to make mac and cheese in the coffee pot and broke everything.

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Mansam: Hey, we’re working on something, and we need you to distract your four little menaces.

Ichiryuu: Leave it to me.

Ichiryuu: HEY, KINGS!

Ichiryuu: Centaurs have six limbs and therefore are insects. Discuss.

Toriko, Coco, Sunny, Zebra: *explode into argument*

Mansam, watching in horror: Oh. That. I didn’t like that. I did not like that at all.