#chilchuck posting

[lesbianslovenamari]

I want to make a compilation of Chilchuck making ‘paint me like one of your French girls’-esque poses throughout the manga cuz he seems to do it a lot

If anyone has any they could share I’ll be grateful but otherwise I’ll probably get round to doing it myself when I get the time

[rapturemctro]

As I continue ruminating on ideas for my Dungeon Meshin self insert all I can think about is the sheer amount of ANGST that comes with self shipping with Chilchuck!! 

[joestarbuckss]

Happy Pots n Picks Week 🧡

My contribution is the first Trans Senshi fic tagged on ao3 bc I feel like we deserve it. I drew some art for it as well. You can find the full uncensored piece on my twitter (also linked at the end of the fic).

Chilshi lovers, enjoy!

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[godforsakenpaladinofnigh]

I have a curse image of chilchuck secretly listening to Back to December by Taylor Swift punching his bed and crying in my mind I don’t know how to feel about that.

[lesbianslovenamari]

Let’s talk about Chilchuck’s height

The average male half-foot is 100cm/1m tall (3’3”)

Chilchuck is 110cm tall (3’7”)

This makes him 10% taller than the average.

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In-universe, the average male tallman is 180cm tall (5’10”)

10% of 180cm is 18cm, 180 + 18 = 198cm (almost 6’6”)

So in universe, Chilchuck would be almost 2m tall as a tall-man

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Irl, the worldwide average for adult men is 171cm (5’7.5”) - but this varies a lot from country to country

Based on this average, Chilchuck would be 188cm (6’2”)

But a lot of people are used to averages based on specific countries, so for the fun of it I’ll do one based on the average for the UK (cuz I live there), which is 176cm, rounded (5’9”)

Based on this, Chilchuck would be 193.6cm (6’4”)

I think what all of this shows is that he’s really fucking tall (for his race)

Since half-foots are often surrounded by taller races, and a half-foot marrying a dwarf doesn’t seem to be too unusual an idea, it might be that this is less of a big deal in their society since they’re used to being so much shorter than others, but Chilchuck would still be ridiculously tall.

It makes a lot of sense that he’d have to be malnourished in order to not set off traps like most of his race can do at a healthy weight.

[lesbianslovenamari]

I was reading DunMeshi and was so confused by this phrase that I decided to look it up

(Do correct me if you think this isn’t accurate cuz I just used google)

But I find it frankly hilarious that Chilchuck is using slang from various parts of the British Isles out of nowhere in the last volume??

(I’ve now had someone explain to me that apparently it’s not uncommon for certain uncommon types of informal Japanese to be translated as slang from specific areas, typically around Britain, in English)

First of all I’d alr seen people jokingly headcanoning him as Irish on here (which was an idea I absolutely love)

ALSO I come from a part of the UK where I’m very familiar with the term ‘git’ but had never heard of a version with an e and I also had no idea it meant the same as ‘bastard’

(I have considered that this could just be the regular meaning of the word ‘get’ but I thought it wouldn’t grammatically make sense here so I assumed it was slang esp cuz he would totally call someone a git)

Anyways I’ve checked other translations and it’s not the same so I find it so funny that this one (which I’m pretty sure is the official English translation) included it

(^ another version I found online)

Anyways this is the translation I have and used as an example for this post, which I’m pretty sure is the official English translation:

Edit: Btw also check tags I kinda wrote this when I was drunk on sleep deprivation

[lesbianslovenamari]

I was sharing a bunch of manga panels with my friends but censored some of the text to avoid spoilers. The results were surprisingly hilarious without context:

[joestarbuckss]

Good Things Come In Threes

Chilchuck x Senshi x Laios | 6.5k | smut

“Listen here big guy,” Laios gulps, his cock twitching at the nickname. “Since you’re so interested in watching us, you’re gonna sit here while we finish. Hands at your sides. Drink your fill if you wish, but perverts only get to watch. They don't get to touch themselves,” his tone makes Laios feel the urge to bow and obey.

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This is the beautiful love child of me and @youmacherryontop WHO HAS DRAWN THE MOST BEAUTIFUL ARTWORK FOR THIS FIC!!! Art is linked at the end of the fic <3