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Toilets not guns.

Today at work (I'm a nursery nurse) two children made Lego guns. This is a big no no anywhere in UK education. No gun or sword play is allowed.

I explained that guns are bad and it didn't matter that they were pretend, guns are not useful so we don't need then.

These children took their guns apart and made toilets!

They showed me their toilets with big grins on their faces. I told them they had made something very useful.

How many places in this world have guns but not toilets.

#guns #toilets #childcare #child logic #toilets not guns

“Ms. Thunberg’s behavior and demeanor is premised on child logic, which believes all adults are idiots because the young simply do not know how bewilderingly complex adulthood actually is.”

I wrote this 3 years ago; not much has changed.

The only difference between the opinions of your neighbor and the learned academic being paid to pontificate is often only the aura of world

#greta thunberg #climate hoax #climate cult #child logic

🎄Snowpiercer Christmas Things❄

Child!Alex: *collapsing on the couch beside Mel* Wow. This was the best Christmas ever!

Melanie: Mhmmm. Santa did pretty good, huh?

Child!Alex: Yeah. I'm gonna write him a letter to say thank you.

Melanie: *closing her eyes* Sounds good.

Child!Alex: Wait! Mom! Santa didn't bring YOU anything! How could he DO That?!

Melanie: Well, Santa really only brings toys to children. Remember?

Child!Alex: But that's not FAIR! Here, you can have my electronics snap circuits kit!

Melanie: No, no that's okay, honey. Santa brought that for you--

Child!Alex: That bastard!

Melanie: *trying not to laugh* Hey, you know what? It's okay, I don't need a ton of presents from Santa because I already have the best Christmas gift ever. *touches Alex's cheek* I have you, Allie. I don't need anything else.

Child!Alex: *internally* ohmygosh maybe Santa's my dad!