Get The Attention You Deserve By Faking A Pregnancy (Again)
We here at Bunny Ears care deeply about our readers' well-being, and it has recently come to our attention that people who do not have children are being wildly ostracized by society. One person emailed us and went into great detail about how the lack of attention they get at family gatherings were making them physically ill. It makes sense, because who wouldn't develop sudden IBS when they have to constantly listen to everyone praise Becky for popping out four kids and not having a mental breakdown? Another reader complained about never getting the attention her nephews get when they so much as have the flu, even though she herself spends a great deal of time in surgery to obtain those perfect cheekbones. Honestly, that's just sexist. Read the full article