So uh I think Lohen might hold the record for the fastest Genshin character to grow on me. Usually it takes a little bit for my brain to decide to graduate a character from "I just think they're neat!" to "I need to write morally dubious fanfiction about them."
like excuse me are you fucking kidding me with that burst animation??? HELLO?????? and bro is acting all gentlemanly in his introduction art as if he isn't probably a wanted criminal in 27 different counties
anyway here's some mindlessly horny shit i wrote about top!Lohen fucking different tall male characters because i looooooove short tops
🔞 NSFW ahead (nothing graphic)
ships included: Lohen x Kaeya, Lohen x Diluc, Lohen x Varka, Lohen x Tartaglia, Lohen x Dottore (Lohen's still too new so idk what the names for some of these ships are yet, other than Varhen and Chilohen)
Lohen flirting up a storm with Kaeya at Angel's Share, ordering and paying for his drinks and acting all gentlemanly. Kaeya plays along because of course he does. When there's a bold hand sneaking up his thigh, Kaeya points out how inappropriate it is for two Favonius captains to be doing this in public.
Like either of them actually care about that. If anything, that just turns them both on even more. Kaeya offers to take this back to his place, but Lohen isn't the most patient man. So, Kaeya ends up getting bent over a wine barrel in the back room of the tavern, desperately trying to keep his voice down while Lohen is railing him harder than he's ever been railed before.
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Lohen putting on an overexaggerated chivalrous front in front of Diluc, bowing and kissing the back of his hand and everything. Lohen knows Diluc sees right through his bullshit and is less than impressed, but that's part of the fun.
Diluc can grumble all he wants about how Lohen's promiscuity tarnishes the knights' already poor image in his eyes. But he's singing a different tune when his face is buried in his pillow while Lohen fucks him into his mattress. Muffling your moans, Master Diluc? After all the work Lohen went through to finally bed you? That simply won't do! A firm grip on that ponytail and Diluc's cries of mind-blowing pleasure can be heard throughout the winery.
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Being able to not only fuck his boss but so thoroughly reduce him to a whimpering, moaning mess is one of Lohen's biggest accomplishments. His favorite activity is sneaking up behind Varka and catching him off guard by grabbing him by the waist or hips. Or smacking his ass.
What's a greater way to wind down after a long, arduous day of Favonius work than to manhandle your boss who's twice your size and fuck him stupid in a semi-public area just because you can?
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Lohen and Childe? Two battle maniacs, but one isn't opposed to playing dirty if it'll get him what he wants. For that reason, Lohen might actually put Childe off a bit. Just a bit. Because this is Childe we're talking about. Who is Childe to turn down a fight? If anything, fighting someone who uses underhanded tactics is its own challenge!
Winner tops the loser! I'm sure you can guess how this plays out. A cheated win is still a win in Lohen's book! Childe has a limp for the next few days. For more than one reason.
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Look, I'm just gonna post this meme for Lohen x Dottore. sorry, it just fits way too well,,
