Feb 24, 2015
"Why don't they call unicorns head-boners?"
The same two idiots in my grade
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"Why don't they call unicorns head-boners?"
The same two idiots in my grade
"I think unicorns are the mental versions of horses because they have horns growing out of their fucking heads; they're just more majestic."
Two of the many idiots in my grade
ATTENTION FOLLOWERS
Please go wish chimeraivy a happy birthday, because today she is the dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen so GO WISH HER HAPPY BIRTHDAY
That moment when your multinational friend is acting like a total white girl but you can't say they're a white girl because they're not white
Kim and I are making a graphic novel about defamation of character for law class and we each made two characters and my female characters name is Fern Monday cuz that came up on the random name generator and I loved it shed so fucking alternative she's got piercings and a purple faux hawk and she's a total BAMF
Gettin Chinese food with people
My parents are telling my brother to go ask out all the girls in the general area. Alyssa, Nicole, Haley C and Kim and Alicia were among the candidates. Run girls, run.
Listening to a bunch of Danny Elfman tracks from "Corpse Bride" and "Sweeney Todd" Damnit Kim, now I'm addicted.