Honestly Doing My Best

Haylee/23/Metis The shitposter formerly known as jensenacklesfricklefrackle

[anonyymoose]

piece of media you feel crazy about at formative age is truly like the hotel california. you can check out but you can never leave

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[molags-balls]

[eatpussypraylove]

Favorite adderall review

[joebidensbignaturals]

[ralfmaximus]

You have to watch the dosage.

[mortimermcmirestinks]

You have to watch the dosage.

[fluorescentbrains]

[frociaggina97]

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

[frociaggina97]

i know a lot of people study just to get paid well but girl this is engineering be for fucking real take this seriously

[tonyzaret]

Let me make something perfectly clear: purity culture has no place in the adult Curious George fandom.

[tonyzaret]

Do dark, disturbing themes and graphic descriptions of toxic relationship dynamics offend your purity culture-addled sensibilities? If so, I STRONGLY suggest you steer clear of my Curious George fanworks.

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[creepycrag]

me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

[junglejim4322]

Being an adult will having you freezing foods you didn’t even think were possible to freeze

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

ai generating my suicide note cause I couldn't think of anything

[brucesterling]

[essektheylyss]

fibercrafts are SO maddening cuz wdym I have to go to work tomorrow, I'm like a third of a way through making a whole ass fucking cape, don't you think I should be allowed to focus on what matters (my fucking cape)

[greelin]

sorry i’m late. had a hard time finding the “congrats on becoming the very thing you sought to destroy” section in the greeting card aisle

[maxpawb]

It's scary to be transgender in the world right now but if you're transgender I love you and we have to stick together and keep fighting and keep living and keep loving

[cryptotheism]

She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

[bobakett]

When my hot wrestler wife leaves me

[bobakett]

Oh wrong post

[cryptotheism]

No stay in this space with me

[thesoftmink]

reblog

[cryptotheism]

what else do you require of me

[squeaky-hinge]

Name: Squeaky Hinge

Pronouns: he/her/he/her

Likes: Squeaking

Dislikes: WD-40

[squeaky-hinge]

Edit: I *love* WD-40