In case yāall couldnāt already tell, Iām such a massive sucker for the human/non-human differences. That shit makes me melt.
Slightly NSFW
Johnny Worthington lll ~ Your skin
Monsters have a lot of a variety, to say the least. And that includes in texture. Youād think that Johnnyās seen it all, but the truth is that no monster has skin quite like a humanās.
Oh youāre so, so soft. Heās obsessed. While he likes to keep his fur well-conditioned, it just doesnāt compete with the velvety fuzz on your arms and legs. He was always told that humans were hairless things, better to secrete their toxins into the world and destroy any monsters that come into contact with them. He finds thatās not the case when he nuzzles into you, staring at the tiny strands, welcoming those fictional toxins just to enjoy this moment.
He adores the way the pads of your fingers feel when you absentmindedly pet him, even more when you get brave enough to put some force behind it. His legs literally kick when you find that good spot. Sometimes heāll just stare at your hands, gently tracing the lines with his claws, just barely not teasing you for how small they are. He memorizes all of your precious wrinkles (and freckles and scars and birthmarks and-)
Heās entranced by your back especially. Just a long stretch of all that glorious skin. He likes to see the faint red lines appear as he scratches you to sleep, not telling you that heās signing his name. He likes to see how you unconsciously twitch and shudder when he paws at your spine. He likes squishing your sides and seeing how malleable you can be, how your muscles flex under him. And he doesnāt sweat, so he even likes when a sheen begins to show up on you in hot weather.
Johnny canāt believe that, for most of his life, he thought this kind of touch would be deadly. That he was convinced all this beautiful flesh of yours was vile and dangerous. And he is ever grateful that he gave those thoughts a doubt, because there is little he treasure more than savoring your skin.
Javier Rios ~ Your mouth
Oh, where to start. Javier finds you so cute that itās almost condescending, especially with the way he analyzes all of your facial features with a smug little smirk on his face. But he has a special appreciation for that pretty little mouth of yours.
He finds your lips hypnotic. Whenever you speak to him, he always has at least one pair of eyes focused in at your lips, noting all the adorable shapes they make, perhaps imagining about a few more. And he constantly demands kisses from you, especially on place where youād have to carefully avoid the sharp spikes on his body. Heāll tell you that itās worth it, to see your faint lip print on his hard shell, like youāve marked him in most precious of ways.
And heās strangely enamored with your teeth as well. Sometimes (especially if heās a little drunk) heāll plant his hands on your face and ease his claws into your mouth, saying heāll be careful in a tone thatās not very reassuring. Isnāt it sweet that you let him do this? Heāll hold your mouth wide open and peer in, dragging his nails all along the rows of blunt teeth, feeling out all the ridges, asking if youād ever sharpen your canines.
Not to mentionā¦you look so pretty to him when he does this. Your wide, confused eyes staring up at him. Your jaw obediently resting in his palms, mouth agape and stretched around his fingers. A little drool trailing down your chin with your hot, nervous breaths. He doesnāt have to say much for you to know that he is thinking some amazingly filthy things at that amount.
Javier may stay composed, but he is a real weirdo. Pinching your bottom lip, counting your teeth, tempted to leave a scar on your tongue. Heāll be flattered if you ever try to tell him off for this creepy behavior; arenāt you just a brave little human? And doesnāt your mouth just make the most perfect little smirk?
Chip Groff ~ Your tits
Okay it was going to be someoneās favorite. And while theyād all have an appreciation for them, Chip would be the most enthusiastic by a landslide. Even though some mammalian monsters have breasts, especially after pregnancy, two of them placed at the top-front torso is such a uniquely human thing. I have a headcanon that Chip is the most of a closet human-fucker out of all of them.
It takes a lot to get Chipās attention. Heās spaced out like 90% of the time. But when he first got a glance youā¦oh man, did those things have his attention. And that obsession has only grew. He would drown in your chest if you let him. No time to be shy, heās all over them almost every second of the day.
Doesnāt like your bras. If he gets all affectionate with you while you happen to be wearing one, heāll mutter a commanding āOff.ā Maybe heāll throw in a āPlease?ā if heās feeling nice that day. At some point, he might just start hiding them from you. Monsters donāt require the modesty of human society, and he does not like having anything between him and your fantastic boobs.
Heāll grope them while yāall are cuddling, he nuzzles into them at bedtime, he randomly strokes your nipples throughout the day, and sometimes heāll justā¦wrap his entire mouth around them. Theyāre big? So is his mouth. Those bruises on your collarbone arenāt hickies, theyāre from his big dumb nose-horn nudging into you all the time.
You might grow as casual to it as he is, but he finds it especially cute if you get all worked up. You might start squirming and ask for his hands to go deeper, but heāll insist on āone more minuteā at least three times. Chip has been dreaming of these tits for years now, and when he finally gets ahold of them, he wonāt let go.
Reggie Jacobs ~ Your belly
Well first of all, itās wildly unfair for him to pick just one. You can imagine the two of you got off to a rocky start at first, but he has since discovered some things about youā¦and basically worships the ground you walk on. Or at the very least, the body you inhabit. But if his favorite was gonna be one thing, itās your stomach.
āBut thatās not a sexy body part!ā To Reggie, it absolutely is. He gropes at it the same way he gropes your chest, hips, and thighs. He leaves the same amount of bruises and bite marks on it. He shamelessly stares whenever he happens to catch glimpses of it from under your shirt. This guy loves the soft little expanse, constantly urged to bury his face in it and never leave.
He also has a thing for watching you eat. Itās pretty apparent that monsters have horrendous appetites, consuming nearly anything and everything. Reggie fits into this especially, he eats sloppy and hard, like a dog tearing apart a carcass. So while he understands you canāt quite match his habits, he canāt help but find it wildly attractive if he happens to see you go ham on a sandwich or get all messy while cleaning some ribs. Literal heart eyes when you take massive bites. Later, he likes to lay on your stomach and listen to you digest while you stroke his head and eye-stalks. Itās not weird or gross to him, itās just relaxing.
Belly Buttons are also a uniquely human thing. To be honest, I canāt see monsters being educated on them at all, so at first I think he just assumes you had a full hole in your torso. Heās quite disappointed when he finds out it doesnāt go in all the way, but he still thinks itās pretty cute and will sometimes poke at it just to bug you and get your attention.
Reggie is a curious thing, even if it shows in reckless ways. His affection is viscous, but his love is unyielding. He adores every little bit of you, even and especially that which you find embarrassing or unsavory. He wants to bite you open, crawl inside you, and never leave. But the closest heāll ever get is burrowing his face in your stomach and listening to your organs churn, and heāll be pretty happy with that.
Chet Alexander ~ Your hands
Okay, it is kind of stereotypical that the clawed creature has a fondness for your hands. You might think, at first, at he just like them for being able to do all the things his canāt. But this isnāt totally the case! After all, the monster world is built to accommodate all sorts of physiques, including his.
First and foremost, Chet likes that your hands arenāt like any other that heās seen. While other monsters may have five dexterous fingers, yours are possibly the only ones heās seen with blunt nails. Monsters typically want their claws to be as sharp as possible, so he watches in awe the first time you file your nails down to soft crescents (itās a WHOLE other marvelous thing for him if you happen to decorate your nails).
Heās also in love with your little gestures of affection. Chet is hungry for positive attention almost 24/7, so youāve got him swooning every time you gently touch the top of his head as you pass, or absentmindedly tap a rhythm against his claws. Oh, and those bumps that adorn his back? Believe it or not, they desperately need scratching. He rarely finds the confidence to ask, but he wouldnāt mind you noticing the pleasured little twitches he gives whenever your hands happen to pass by there.
If youāre the type of person to gesture around a lot when you speak, you have him hooked. He needs someone who can match all that enthusiastic energy of his. He liked your excited little hand flaps and frustrated finger curls. You might find him staring at you from across the room, trying to guess how youāre feeling just from the silent gestures alone. All that expression makes him a lot more comfortable with you, happy to cater to whatever you need in that moment.
Chet, in general, needs a lot of assurance. But heās willing to give it back in spades. He has a deep appreciation for all the little things you do for him and spends each and everyday trying to repay you for the all the goodness youāve brought into his life.
Randall Boggs ~ Your blood
It sounds creepy, doesnāt it? That this sweet little dork has a thing that, generally speaking, youād like to keep inside your body as much as possible. Before you assume, Randall doesnāt actually want to hurt you (for now). Heās a nervous try-hard whoās doing his best to impress youā¦even if he has some strange thoughts in the process. He canāt help it!
Letās get one thing out of the way; youāre warm-blooded, while heās very much not. Iād say that maybe 50% of all monsters share this trait, so there are more than enough provided facilities to keep these monsters as comfortable as possible. But even with all of the heat lamps and electric blankets in the world, nothing quite beats out coiling himself around your body and absorbing all of your glorious warmth. He really tries to be careful about not squeezing you too tightly, or āaccidentallyā placing his cold hands in places thatāll make you blush, but he gets a little heat-drunk when heās this attached to you, sleepily hogging every inch of your body.
I also think that heād, weirdly enough, be able to feel your blood as it pulses through your body. Like any reptile, heās sensitive to vibrations, and that includes the thrum of your heart and the liquid rush within your veins. He can instantly sense when your heartbeat speeds up and when certain parts of you get warmer as you get embarrassed, flustered, angry, etc. Itās something he canāt help but fawn over. Heāll never admit to getting you purposefully riled up just to bask in all the ways your body involuntarily reacts.
Lastly, Randall has a sadistic side. He keeps it well-hidden in his early days of college, but it begins to peek out over time. He gets more comfortable with teasing, he becomes a little more selfish day-by-day, and his urges begin to rear once things between you two gets serious. Heād never wanna hurt you!ā¦but he wouldnāt mind seeing you just a tad afraid as he looms over you with a nefarious look in his eyes. Or holding you down with is lanky, slender body and feeling you wriggle under him. Or maybe even nipping at the softest parts of your body, leaving little bruises untilā¦when he tastes a drop of your blood for the first time, he goes insane, to say the least.
Randall wants to be a good boyfriend to you! Thereās so many risks to you being his little human darling, and he canāt stand to think of what could happen if things got out of hand. He wants to keep you safe, to make you comfortable, to earn all your loveā¦he just needs to keep his little fiendish tendencies in check, because he could very easily get addicted to the feeling of your pain.