In case y’all couldn’t already tell, I’m such a massive sucker for the human/non-human differences. That shit makes me melt.
Slightly NSFW
Johnny Worthington lll ~ Your skin
Monsters have a lot of a variety, to say the least. And that includes in texture. You’d think that Johnny’s seen it all, but the truth is that no monster has skin quite like a human’s.
Oh you’re so, so soft. He’s obsessed. While he likes to keep his fur well-conditioned, it just doesn’t compete with the velvety fuzz on your arms and legs. He was always told that humans were hairless things, better to secrete their toxins into the world and destroy any monsters that come into contact with them. He finds that’s not the case when he nuzzles into you, staring at the tiny strands, welcoming those fictional toxins just to enjoy this moment.
He adores the way the pads of your fingers feel when you absentmindedly pet him, even more when you get brave enough to put some force behind it. His legs literally kick when you find that good spot. Sometimes he’ll just stare at your hands, gently tracing the lines with his claws, just barely not teasing you for how small they are. He memorizes all of your precious wrinkles (and freckles and scars and birthmarks and-)
He’s entranced by your back especially. Just a long stretch of all that glorious skin. He likes to see the faint red lines appear as he scratches you to sleep, not telling you that he’s signing his name. He likes to see how you unconsciously twitch and shudder when he paws at your spine. He likes squishing your sides and seeing how malleable you can be, how your muscles flex under him. And he doesn’t sweat, so he even likes when a sheen begins to show up on you in hot weather.
Johnny can’t believe that, for most of his life, he thought this kind of touch would be deadly. That he was convinced all this beautiful flesh of yours was vile and dangerous. And he is ever grateful that he gave those thoughts a doubt, because there is little he treasure more than savoring your skin.
Javier Rios ~ Your mouth
Oh, where to start. Javier finds you so cute that it’s almost condescending, especially with the way he analyzes all of your facial features with a smug little smirk on his face. But he has a special appreciation for that pretty little mouth of yours.
He finds your lips hypnotic. Whenever you speak to him, he always has at least one pair of eyes focused in at your lips, noting all the adorable shapes they make, perhaps imagining about a few more. And he constantly demands kisses from you, especially on place where you’d have to carefully avoid the sharp spikes on his body. He’ll tell you that it’s worth it, to see your faint lip print on his hard shell, like you’ve marked him in most precious of ways.
And he’s strangely enamored with your teeth as well. Sometimes (especially if he’s a little drunk) he’ll plant his hands on your face and ease his claws into your mouth, saying he’ll be careful in a tone that’s not very reassuring. Isn’t it sweet that you let him do this? He’ll hold your mouth wide open and peer in, dragging his nails all along the rows of blunt teeth, feeling out all the ridges, asking if you’d ever sharpen your canines.
Not to mention…you look so pretty to him when he does this. Your wide, confused eyes staring up at him. Your jaw obediently resting in his palms, mouth agape and stretched around his fingers. A little drool trailing down your chin with your hot, nervous breaths. He doesn’t have to say much for you to know that he is thinking some amazingly filthy things at that amount.
Javier may stay composed, but he is a real weirdo. Pinching your bottom lip, counting your teeth, tempted to leave a scar on your tongue. He’ll be flattered if you ever try to tell him off for this creepy behavior; aren’t you just a brave little human? And doesn’t your mouth just make the most perfect little smirk?
Chip Groff ~ Your tits
Okay it was going to be someone’s favorite. And while they’d all have an appreciation for them, Chip would be the most enthusiastic by a landslide. Even though some mammalian monsters have breasts, especially after pregnancy, two of them placed at the top-front torso is such a uniquely human thing. I have a headcanon that Chip is the most of a closet human-fucker out of all of them.
It takes a lot to get Chip’s attention. He’s spaced out like 90% of the time. But when he first got a glance you…oh man, did those things have his attention. And that obsession has only grew. He would drown in your chest if you let him. No time to be shy, he’s all over them almost every second of the day.
Doesn’t like your bras. If he gets all affectionate with you while you happen to be wearing one, he’ll mutter a commanding “Off.” Maybe he’ll throw in a “Please?” if he’s feeling nice that day. At some point, he might just start hiding them from you. Monsters don’t require the modesty of human society, and he does not like having anything between him and your fantastic boobs.
He’ll grope them while y’all are cuddling, he nuzzles into them at bedtime, he randomly strokes your nipples throughout the day, and sometimes he’ll just…wrap his entire mouth around them. They’re big? So is his mouth. Those bruises on your collarbone aren’t hickies, they’re from his big dumb nose-horn nudging into you all the time.
You might grow as casual to it as he is, but he finds it especially cute if you get all worked up. You might start squirming and ask for his hands to go deeper, but he’ll insist on “one more minute” at least three times. Chip has been dreaming of these tits for years now, and when he finally gets ahold of them, he won’t let go.
Reggie Jacobs ~ Your belly
Well first of all, it’s wildly unfair for him to pick just one. You can imagine the two of you got off to a rocky start at first, but he has since discovered some things about you…and basically worships the ground you walk on. Or at the very least, the body you inhabit. But if his favorite was gonna be one thing, it’s your stomach.
‘But that’s not a sexy body part!’ To Reggie, it absolutely is. He gropes at it the same way he gropes your chest, hips, and thighs. He leaves the same amount of bruises and bite marks on it. He shamelessly stares whenever he happens to catch glimpses of it from under your shirt. This guy loves the soft little expanse, constantly urged to bury his face in it and never leave.
He also has a thing for watching you eat. It’s pretty apparent that monsters have horrendous appetites, consuming nearly anything and everything. Reggie fits into this especially, he eats sloppy and hard, like a dog tearing apart a carcass. So while he understands you can’t quite match his habits, he can’t help but find it wildly attractive if he happens to see you go ham on a sandwich or get all messy while cleaning some ribs. Literal heart eyes when you take massive bites. Later, he likes to lay on your stomach and listen to you digest while you stroke his head and eye-stalks. It’s not weird or gross to him, it’s just relaxing.
Belly Buttons are also a uniquely human thing. To be honest, I can’t see monsters being educated on them at all, so at first I think he just assumes you had a full hole in your torso. He’s quite disappointed when he finds out it doesn’t go in all the way, but he still thinks it’s pretty cute and will sometimes poke at it just to bug you and get your attention.
Reggie is a curious thing, even if it shows in reckless ways. His affection is viscous, but his love is unyielding. He adores every little bit of you, even and especially that which you find embarrassing or unsavory. He wants to bite you open, crawl inside you, and never leave. But the closest he’ll ever get is burrowing his face in your stomach and listening to your organs churn, and he’ll be pretty happy with that.
Chet Alexander ~ Your hands
Okay, it is kind of stereotypical that the clawed creature has a fondness for your hands. You might think, at first, at he just like them for being able to do all the things his can’t. But this isn’t totally the case! After all, the monster world is built to accommodate all sorts of physiques, including his.
First and foremost, Chet likes that your hands aren’t like any other that he’s seen. While other monsters may have five dexterous fingers, yours are possibly the only ones he’s seen with blunt nails. Monsters typically want their claws to be as sharp as possible, so he watches in awe the first time you file your nails down to soft crescents (it’s a WHOLE other marvelous thing for him if you happen to decorate your nails).
He’s also in love with your little gestures of affection. Chet is hungry for positive attention almost 24/7, so you’ve got him swooning every time you gently touch the top of his head as you pass, or absentmindedly tap a rhythm against his claws. Oh, and those bumps that adorn his back? Believe it or not, they desperately need scratching. He rarely finds the confidence to ask, but he wouldn’t mind you noticing the pleasured little twitches he gives whenever your hands happen to pass by there.
If you’re the type of person to gesture around a lot when you speak, you have him hooked. He needs someone who can match all that enthusiastic energy of his. He liked your excited little hand flaps and frustrated finger curls. You might find him staring at you from across the room, trying to guess how you’re feeling just from the silent gestures alone. All that expression makes him a lot more comfortable with you, happy to cater to whatever you need in that moment.
Chet, in general, needs a lot of assurance. But he’s willing to give it back in spades. He has a deep appreciation for all the little things you do for him and spends each and everyday trying to repay you for the all the goodness you’ve brought into his life.
Randall Boggs ~ Your blood
It sounds creepy, doesn’t it? That this sweet little dork has a thing that, generally speaking, you’d like to keep inside your body as much as possible. Before you assume, Randall doesn’t actually want to hurt you (for now). He’s a nervous try-hard who’s doing his best to impress you…even if he has some strange thoughts in the process. He can’t help it!
Let’s get one thing out of the way; you’re warm-blooded, while he’s very much not. I’d say that maybe 50% of all monsters share this trait, so there are more than enough provided facilities to keep these monsters as comfortable as possible. But even with all of the heat lamps and electric blankets in the world, nothing quite beats out coiling himself around your body and absorbing all of your glorious warmth. He really tries to be careful about not squeezing you too tightly, or “accidentally” placing his cold hands in places that’ll make you blush, but he gets a little heat-drunk when he’s this attached to you, sleepily hogging every inch of your body.
I also think that he’d, weirdly enough, be able to feel your blood as it pulses through your body. Like any reptile, he’s sensitive to vibrations, and that includes the thrum of your heart and the liquid rush within your veins. He can instantly sense when your heartbeat speeds up and when certain parts of you get warmer as you get embarrassed, flustered, angry, etc. It’s something he can’t help but fawn over. He’ll never admit to getting you purposefully riled up just to bask in all the ways your body involuntarily reacts.
Lastly, Randall has a sadistic side. He keeps it well-hidden in his early days of college, but it begins to peek out over time. He gets more comfortable with teasing, he becomes a little more selfish day-by-day, and his urges begin to rear once things between you two gets serious. He’d never wanna hurt you!…but he wouldn’t mind seeing you just a tad afraid as he looms over you with a nefarious look in his eyes. Or holding you down with is lanky, slender body and feeling you wriggle under him. Or maybe even nipping at the softest parts of your body, leaving little bruises until…when he tastes a drop of your blood for the first time, he goes insane, to say the least.
Randall wants to be a good boyfriend to you! There’s so many risks to you being his little human darling, and he can’t stand to think of what could happen if things got out of hand. He wants to keep you safe, to make you comfortable, to earn all your love…he just needs to keep his little fiendish tendencies in check, because he could very easily get addicted to the feeling of your pain.
