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[securitywildportal]

happy birthday day Randall 'randy' boggs !

[freeandiwill]

RΩR’s favorite part about your (f) Human Anatomy

In case y’all couldn’t already tell, I’m such a massive sucker for the human/non-human differences. That shit makes me melt.

Slightly NSFW

Johnny Worthington lll ~ Your skin

Monsters have a lot of a variety, to say the least. And that includes in texture. You’d think that Johnny’s seen it all, but the truth is that no monster has skin quite like a human’s.

Oh you’re so, so soft. He’s obsessed. While he likes to keep his fur well-conditioned, it just doesn’t compete with the velvety fuzz on your arms and legs. He was always told that humans were hairless things, better to secrete their toxins into the world and destroy any monsters that come into contact with them. He finds that’s not the case when he nuzzles into you, staring at the tiny strands, welcoming those fictional toxins just to enjoy this moment.

He adores the way the pads of your fingers feel when you absentmindedly pet him, even more when you get brave enough to put some force behind it. His legs literally kick when you find that good spot. Sometimes he’ll just stare at your hands, gently tracing the lines with his claws, just barely not teasing you for how small they are. He memorizes all of your precious wrinkles (and freckles and scars and birthmarks and-)

He’s entranced by your back especially. Just a long stretch of all that glorious skin. He likes to see the faint red lines appear as he scratches you to sleep, not telling you that he’s signing his name. He likes to see how you unconsciously twitch and shudder when he paws at your spine. He likes squishing your sides and seeing how malleable you can be, how your muscles flex under him. And he doesn’t sweat, so he even likes when a sheen begins to show up on you in hot weather.

Johnny can’t believe that, for most of his life, he thought this kind of touch would be deadly. That he was convinced all this beautiful flesh of yours was vile and dangerous. And he is ever grateful that he gave those thoughts a doubt, because there is little he treasure more than savoring your skin.

Javier Rios ~ Your mouth

Oh, where to start. Javier finds you so cute that it’s almost condescending, especially with the way he analyzes all of your facial features with a smug little smirk on his face. But he has a special appreciation for that pretty little mouth of yours.

He finds your lips hypnotic. Whenever you speak to him, he always has at least one pair of eyes focused in at your lips, noting all the adorable shapes they make, perhaps imagining about a few more. And he constantly demands kisses from you, especially on place where you’d have to carefully avoid the sharp spikes on his body. He’ll tell you that it’s worth it, to see your faint lip print on his hard shell, like you’ve marked him in most precious of ways.

And he’s strangely enamored with your teeth as well. Sometimes (especially if he’s a little drunk) he’ll plant his hands on your face and ease his claws into your mouth, saying he’ll be careful in a tone that’s not very reassuring. Isn’t it sweet that you let him do this? He’ll hold your mouth wide open and peer in, dragging his nails all along the rows of blunt teeth, feeling out all the ridges, asking if you’d ever sharpen your canines.

Not to mention…you look so pretty to him when he does this. Your wide, confused eyes staring up at him. Your jaw obediently resting in his palms, mouth agape and stretched around his fingers. A little drool trailing down your chin with your hot, nervous breaths. He doesn’t have to say much for you to know that he is thinking some amazingly filthy things at that amount.

Javier may stay composed, but he is a real weirdo. Pinching your bottom lip, counting your teeth, tempted to leave a scar on your tongue. He’ll be flattered if you ever try to tell him off for this creepy behavior; aren’t you just a brave little human? And doesn’t your mouth just make the most perfect little smirk?

Chip Groff ~ Your tits

Okay it was going to be someone’s favorite. And while they’d all have an appreciation for them, Chip would be the most enthusiastic by a landslide. Even though some mammalian monsters have breasts, especially after pregnancy, two of them placed at the top-front torso is such a uniquely human thing. I have a headcanon that Chip is the most of a closet human-fucker out of all of them.

It takes a lot to get Chip’s attention. He’s spaced out like 90% of the time. But when he first got a glance you…oh man, did those things have his attention. And that obsession has only grew. He would drown in your chest if you let him. No time to be shy, he’s all over them almost every second of the day.

Doesn’t like your bras. If he gets all affectionate with you while you happen to be wearing one, he’ll mutter a commanding “Off.” Maybe he’ll throw in a “Please?” if he’s feeling nice that day. At some point, he might just start hiding them from you. Monsters don’t require the modesty of human society, and he does not like having anything between him and your fantastic boobs.

He’ll grope them while y’all are cuddling, he nuzzles into them at bedtime, he randomly strokes your nipples throughout the day, and sometimes he’ll just…wrap his entire mouth around them. They’re big? So is his mouth. Those bruises on your collarbone aren’t hickies, they’re from his big dumb nose-horn nudging into you all the time.

You might grow as casual to it as he is, but he finds it especially cute if you get all worked up. You might start squirming and ask for his hands to go deeper, but he’ll insist on “one more minute” at least three times. Chip has been dreaming of these tits for years now, and when he finally gets ahold of them, he won’t let go.

Reggie Jacobs ~ Your belly

Well first of all, it’s wildly unfair for him to pick just one. You can imagine the two of you got off to a rocky start at first, but he has since discovered some things about you…and basically worships the ground you walk on. Or at the very least, the body you inhabit. But if his favorite was gonna be one thing, it’s your stomach.

‘But that’s not a sexy body part!’ To Reggie, it absolutely is. He gropes at it the same way he gropes your chest, hips, and thighs. He leaves the same amount of bruises and bite marks on it. He shamelessly stares whenever he happens to catch glimpses of it from under your shirt. This guy loves the soft little expanse, constantly urged to bury his face in it and never leave.

He also has a thing for watching you eat. It’s pretty apparent that monsters have horrendous appetites, consuming nearly anything and everything. Reggie fits into this especially, he eats sloppy and hard, like a dog tearing apart a carcass. So while he understands you can’t quite match his habits, he can’t help but find it wildly attractive if he happens to see you go ham on a sandwich or get all messy while cleaning some ribs. Literal heart eyes when you take massive bites. Later, he likes to lay on your stomach and listen to you digest while you stroke his head and eye-stalks. It’s not weird or gross to him, it’s just relaxing.

Belly Buttons are also a uniquely human thing. To be honest, I can’t see monsters being educated on them at all, so at first I think he just assumes you had a full hole in your torso. He’s quite disappointed when he finds out it doesn’t go in all the way, but he still thinks it’s pretty cute and will sometimes poke at it just to bug you and get your attention.

Reggie is a curious thing, even if it shows in reckless ways. His affection is viscous, but his love is unyielding. He adores every little bit of you, even and especially that which you find embarrassing or unsavory. He wants to bite you open, crawl inside you, and never leave. But the closest he’ll ever get is burrowing his face in your stomach and listening to your organs churn, and he’ll be pretty happy with that.

Chet Alexander ~ Your hands

Okay, it is kind of stereotypical that the clawed creature has a fondness for your hands. You might think, at first, at he just like them for being able to do all the things his can’t. But this isn’t totally the case! After all, the monster world is built to accommodate all sorts of physiques, including his.

First and foremost, Chet likes that your hands aren’t like any other that he’s seen. While other monsters may have five dexterous fingers, yours are possibly the only ones he’s seen with blunt nails. Monsters typically want their claws to be as sharp as possible, so he watches in awe the first time you file your nails down to soft crescents (it’s a WHOLE other marvelous thing for him if you happen to decorate your nails).

He’s also in love with your little gestures of affection. Chet is hungry for positive attention almost 24/7, so you’ve got him swooning every time you gently touch the top of his head as you pass, or absentmindedly tap a rhythm against his claws. Oh, and those bumps that adorn his back? Believe it or not, they desperately need scratching. He rarely finds the confidence to ask, but he wouldn’t mind you noticing the pleasured little twitches he gives whenever your hands happen to pass by there.

If you’re the type of person to gesture around a lot when you speak, you have him hooked. He needs someone who can match all that enthusiastic energy of his. He liked your excited little hand flaps and frustrated finger curls. You might find him staring at you from across the room, trying to guess how you’re feeling just from the silent gestures alone. All that expression makes him a lot more comfortable with you, happy to cater to whatever you need in that moment.

Chet, in general, needs a lot of assurance. But he’s willing to give it back in spades. He has a deep appreciation for all the little things you do for him and spends each and everyday trying to repay you for the all the goodness you’ve brought into his life.

Randall Boggs ~ Your blood

It sounds creepy, doesn’t it? That this sweet little dork has a thing that, generally speaking, you’d like to keep inside your body as much as possible. Before you assume, Randall doesn’t actually want to hurt you (for now). He’s a nervous try-hard who’s doing his best to impress you…even if he has some strange thoughts in the process. He can’t help it!

Let’s get one thing out of the way; you’re warm-blooded, while he’s very much not. I’d say that maybe 50% of all monsters share this trait, so there are more than enough provided facilities to keep these monsters as comfortable as possible. But even with all of the heat lamps and electric blankets in the world, nothing quite beats out coiling himself around your body and absorbing all of your glorious warmth. He really tries to be careful about not squeezing you too tightly, or “accidentally” placing his cold hands in places that’ll make you blush, but he gets a little heat-drunk when he’s this attached to you, sleepily hogging every inch of your body.

I also think that he’d, weirdly enough, be able to feel your blood as it pulses through your body. Like any reptile, he’s sensitive to vibrations, and that includes the thrum of your heart and the liquid rush within your veins. He can instantly sense when your heartbeat speeds up and when certain parts of you get warmer as you get embarrassed, flustered, angry, etc. It’s something he can’t help but fawn over. He’ll never admit to getting you purposefully riled up just to bask in all the ways your body involuntarily reacts.

Lastly, Randall has a sadistic side. He keeps it well-hidden in his early days of college, but it begins to peek out over time. He gets more comfortable with teasing, he becomes a little more selfish day-by-day, and his urges begin to rear once things between you two gets serious. He’d never wanna hurt you!…but he wouldn’t mind seeing you just a tad afraid as he looms over you with a nefarious look in his eyes. Or holding you down with is lanky, slender body and feeling you wriggle under him. Or maybe even nipping at the softest parts of your body, leaving little bruises until…when he tastes a drop of your blood for the first time, he goes insane, to say the least.

Randall wants to be a good boyfriend to you! There’s so many risks to you being his little human darling, and he can’t stand to think of what could happen if things got out of hand. He wants to keep you safe, to make you comfortable, to earn all your love…he just needs to keep his little fiendish tendencies in check, because he could very easily get addicted to the feeling of your pain.

[theboggskids]

From the Monstropolis Memoir!

[fkin-pengu]

POV: You're confronting your bullies but they lowkey dgaf

[shellycircumcized]

The level of gluttony this pretzel is on

SICKENS ME

[mayzilicious]

🔇🌚 How ROR Acts in Public/Private Headcannons 🌝🔊

private may mean alone with people they trust/like

Johnny Worthington III

IN PUBLIC - Very charismatic, all about image. He's always smiling, standing very tall, and usually accompanied by at least one of his ROR brothers (Chet usually). Johnny spends most of his time in Greek Row, not particularly interested in hanging around random students, unless of course him and his 'brothers' are looking for new members. Around women, he's definitely the campus chad, very suave and charming, though he rarely ever gets committed to a relationship because he puts his fraternity before his love-life.

IN PRIVATE - Johnny's charisma is still present, but toned down. He likes to keep it there in case his ROR brothers begin to doubt his leadership or integrity (In case of such events, he has a delicate way of gaslighting them into believing they're overthinking or he has everything under control). When he's at the house, he's more easy to anger because of all his pent up frustrations from the day. These moments may come out as strong glares or mean-spirited comments.

Javier Rios

IN PUBLIC - Javier tends to seem uninterested or tired around other people. He also avoids eye contact with others, which makes talking to him as a normal student difficult. His disinterest in interactions may also intimidate underclassmen, which he likes. Javier may also tease underclassmen, tossing crumbled paper at them during class or playing small pranks on them outside. He's very competitive, showing most of his emotions when playing table games at parties or scrimmages with friends. When at parties, he spends most of the time drinking and hanging out with friends, but ends up dancing like a maniac after loosening up.

IN PRIVATE - He's still quiet, but laughs a lot more when in private locations. At the house, he's always picking on the others, being as he is the tallest and has more arms to use when poking and prodding. He doesn't usually snap at people, especially his friends, but occasionally he'll get frustrated (with assignments, sports, ect.) and argue with other ROR members, or he'll storm out of the house for air. Overall, he's just more extreme with pranks and dares when there's no unwanted eyes.

Reggie Jacobs

IN PUBLIC - Reggie is a very sporty guy, over competitive and stereotypically loud about it. He's very easily entertained by his peers, and tends to get overexcited, but he's also very easy to bore. He's 100% one way or the other. He's usually the target for dares, presented by his brothers or other classmates. He'll basically eat anything you hold in front of him, just to prove he can. At parties, he's usually the douche that gets drinks thrown on him by women after bad pick-up lines or from overstepping boundaries (he once got 11 drinks poured on him in one night, but he's not very easily unmotivated by failure.).

IN PRIVATE - At the house, he's slumped. He spends most of his time watching television and eating leftovers from parties. Reggie spends his free time sleeping, never studying and instead just stealing prewritten homework papers from the filing cabinet upstairs in the JOX house (he tells them he's using the bathroom). Sometimes he'll regain some energy and visit Rage Rooms or he'll just work on the punching bag in his room.

Chet Alexander

IN PUBLIC - Always trying to be funny and make his friends laugh. He's basically the hype man of the fraternity. Chet doesn't like to show other emotions unless he's being the wacky one in the group (Johnny once told him it suited him best.). At parties, it's pretty much the same story. If he's not chugging something or dancing like it's his last night on earth, he's quipping to a group of party-goers, or sometimes promoting the fraternity. He's also very protective of the frat, holding onto it tightly because of how much he cares about it, and will attempt to press you if he overhears you talking bad about it.

IN PRIVATE - Chet has learned to keep his jokes to himself when there's no longer a crowd. He wont say something funny if it's just him and a few of his brothers in the room. Sometimes he'll try to lighten the mood in the house, saying things like, "we tried out best," or, "it could be worse," but has found that even stuff like that seems to worsen the mood of his brothers. Eventually, he'll just go to his room to take a break from the act. Usually he'll just play on the computer or practice speaking in the mirror before tiring himself and going to bed.

Chip Goff

IN PUBLIC - From the moment he leaves the house to the moment he comes home, he is mentally clocked out. Unlike Javier, he's easier to talk to, but he's definitely not giving good advice. Chip is objectively one of the more attractive members on campus, and always has a girl on one of his arms, which is sometimes hard to believe because of how weak he is with words most the time. He rarely goes to parties without the entire ROR gang there, but when does, he spends his time lounging around, responding more than actually talking.

IN PRIVATE - Weirdly enough, Chip gains energy as the day goes on, and is usually ready to actually conversate at night. Other than Chet, he's usually the one that comes to Johnny with the idea to throw a party, and doesn't mind setting it up. Chip is smarter than he leads on, and lot more smug than you might think. Occasionally, he'll correct his brothers in a particularly snarky way, just for the purpose of feeling prideful and getting back at them. He can do this while still not being a jerk, which partly sets him apart from his brothers.

Randall Boggs

IN PUBLIC - Randall is still figuring out who he is in the fraternity, following Chet's mentality of roles in the group. He's never somewhere without the group by this point, afraid of getting into a situation that attracts attention because of his newfound status without support. Day by day he's experimentally coming out of his shell and trying to become included in conversation more. Though, it's not uncommon to see him back down when he does something simple like being the last one clapping/laughing or telling a joke that doesn't land. He doesn't shift color unless instructed to by one of his other brothers, and is usually only at parties to do that. When at parties, he stays away from drinks unless urged enough by Johnny specifically. He may also try to mingle.

IN PRIVATE - He's always in his room, never wanting to accidentally annoy the gang with his presence and potentially losing his status he'd worked so hard get. Randall doesn't mind being alone so much if that means he gets the quiet to study and catch up on some reading, but is now mainly taught how to scare by Johnny. Occasionally, he'll sneak out his window and sit on the roof, just to get away from the noise (if the house is arguing or tense.) and relax.

Remember these are just personal headcannons. If you disagree with them, I'd love to hear your thoughts! (just don't be toxic about it) 😅

[jnw1813]

ROR when you walk in on them straight up jorking it. And by ‘it’ I mean, lets just say, their penis(es)

"Jerking all by yourself, handsome?" /J

Johnny Worthington: "Fuckin'– shit, hey! Uh, h-hi."

Quickly covers up, shoving his sweater lower, pillow over the crotch, blanket tugged up– whichever is faster/easier to do. Gives you that deer-in-headlights look before snapping out of his shock. Then– assuming you aren't dating– "Don't you know how to knock? Get the hell out! ... wait, you... what?" Nervously chuckles, blushes under his fur. "Fuck... fine, get over here then!"

If you are dating, though–

"Babe! Damn, you– shit." Huffs, sits up a bit. "You scared the shit out of me." ... "You know what I was doing. Now get over 'ere. You interrupted me, so you're going to help me get off."

Javier Rios: "*insect shriek*"

Throws a pillow at you while trying to cover himself up/put his dick(s) away while also cussing you out in Spanish. Demands you get out, shoves you out, locks the door behind you; won't be able to look you in the eyes afterwards.

If you're dating though... he's mostly annoyed at himself for forgetting to lock his door. Arousal dead, frustration on the rise. Well, until you're pushing him onto the bed, that is.

Then you've got a very satisfied bed bug on your hands.

Chip Goff: Freezes. "Shit– uh, hi? What– what are you doing here?"

Covers his crotch quickly while staring you right in the eye, too awkward to look away or even blink. You're both frozen, staring. It's a stalemate until his dick twitches and you both look at it.

Awkwardly tries to flirt and ask you to join.

If you're dating, it's much smoother once he snaps out of his embarrassment. Jokingly chides you for spying on him before pulling you into his lap.

Reggie Jacobs: continues jerking it. Either he didn't notice you or doesn't care, too lost in the pleasure.

Grunts and growls at you when you just stand there, staring. Regardless if you're dating or not, he'll probably tug you into his bed anyway, rutting against your belly or ass until he cums. Only gets embarrassed afterwards.

"... sorry..." He says, eyes all droopy and pathetic.

Chet Alexander: scrambles to cover up but ends up falling off the bed. Might cry.

He's so scared you'll tell people what you saw. He hates being embarrassed, which is oddly rare for him to feel because he's usually so confident/oblivious or surrounded by his friends– and if they're not embarrassed then why should he be? Quietly asks you to leave.

Unless you're dating. Then he asks for help because his claws don't work very well and he can't angle himself to grind against a pillow well enough. No shame if you're together.

Randall Boggs: shrieks and turns invisible. Which kind contradicts itself because you can still hear him– especially if he's moving around– but at least he isn't flashing you his twin purple dongs anymore.

Regardless if you're dating or not, you're probably not coaxing him back to normal anytime soon. At least if you're dating he allows you to feel for him and comfort him. He's just too shy :(

Wait until his bad boy arc or until he's older and more confident, then he'll smoothly ask you to join him as he strokes himself off.

[bread-bastard]

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