#chipperonni

[numberonemikefan]

TENNA. BATTAT.

[[ Chip rushes over, holding a baby carrier and three bags full of stuff for the child. He stops and catches his breath. ]]

here. the baby. and baby stuff. bonnet is in there. don't hurt the baby. please. love you guys. bye.

[[ He pants between every fragment of each sentence before jogging toward the S-Rank room. ]]

WE WON’T, PAL!! THEY’RE SAFE WITH US!!

(*She yells after her friend as he dashes away, and turns to the baby. He begins cooing at it sweetly.*)

Awww, look at the little guy! They’ve got Chip’s little smile, but cuter! Awwwwww! Batty, I have gotta babysit with this little fella more often. They’re just darling! Oh, I should notify the kids and the critter to head over now.

(*He send a notification to @mrtennano1daughter, @battington-the-bat, and @plutatno1fan to let them know to come over to the studio with her, Battat, and the rambtosis child.*)

[numberonemikefan]

[[Theres a timid knock on door. ]]

uhh, Antonia? I'm here!! I brought the croutons, bread, and the mitosis kid.

@chipthecoolpippins

Ah!! Chip! There you are!!

(*She rushes to the door and opens it quickly, surveying Chip and his cargo.*)

And the mitosis baby! Wonderful! Battat’s here, by the way.

[numberonemikefan]

Ugh, I miss Chippy <///3

I wanna have a sleepover with him and Siri very badly...

[numberonemikefan]

hahaha hey annie hey hah quick question what do I do with a child that I never adopted or gave life too and just appeared one day this is haha this is totally hypothetical haha I'm just wondering since you have a kid or was it two kids you adopted Plutat right haha sorry I'm getting off track so haha what the FUCK DO I DO????

@chipthecoolpippins

HEY I’LL BE OVER AFTER SORTING SOMETHING OUT WITH MY KIDS. FEED IT MILK??????

[numberonemikefan]

If no one got me I know that my children and the four people consistently liking my posts got me. Also Chip. Also Batty. Also-

[numberonemikefan]

Gotta be in Montechelloooo~ 🎵🎵

FUCK, NO! It's stuck in my head, goddammit! @chipthecoolpippins we need to kill Alexander Hamilton. Assist me. Please.

[numberonemikefan]

God, I miss my boyfriend…. and Chippy… and Pluey… and Ramb… and Elnina… and-

Let me cut myself off there. It’s just been a long week and I’m missing some of my pals. Thankfully Mels, Plutie, Battington, and i are going to binge some classic romance movies soon. Age appropriate ones, of course! Though Battington is an adult and I likely should stop behaving as if she’s a child.

[numberonemikefan]

Ok I grabbed as many blankets as I could, I also got fruit snacks and water just in case. Do we just have to… wait?? Should we be doing something?!

- @mrtennano1fan

I don’t think so???? I guess we need to get Spammy (COUGH COUGH I MEAN SPAMTON) and let him know, but I haven’t been able to get in touch with him lately. Chip is on the way in case you wanna head out or go somewhere else for a bit, I don’t think Ramb’s coming but it’d be neat if he did so I should maybe ask, and I uh…

Don’t actually know what to do other than just put a nice blanket around the floor for her in a little nest. Your cat and zapper datemates are also welcome, if they’re available.

I uh… don’t know what to do, Battat. What if I mess this up??