If Cosmere Characters Had YouTube Channels...
As requested by @queenfishiethemagnificent :)
If YouTube existed in the Cosmere and was suspiciously similar to our YouTube, what kind of channels would Cosmere characters have? In order to answer this question, let's look at the titles of their three most popular YouTube videos!
1. Rock: Cooking Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Making Stew: But Each Member of Bridge 4 Gets To Add One Ingredient!"
"Making Stew: Cold Weather Classics"
"Making Stew: Huio Is In Charge And I'm WORRIED"
2. Kelsier: Unboxing Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Opening Pokemon Cards: Hoping For Something Super Rare!"
"I Found These Mystery Boxes At An Abandoned Mall: What's Inside???"
"When You Buy From This Store, There's ALWAYS Another Secret!"
3. Eshonai: Travel Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Visiting Kholinar: What You Need To Know"
"The Reshi Isles Were AMAZING"
"What You Don't Know About Visiting the Shattered Plains"
4. Shallan: Art Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Getting High And Painting STRAIGHT From The Unconscious"
"Can Painting Predict the FUTURE???"
"Forcing Kaladin To Draw Horses With Me"
5. Nikaro: Art Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Painting Bamboo With My Eyes Closed"
"Painting Bamboo With My Feet"
"Painting Bamboo But Every Five Seconds Yumi Sets Off An Air Horn"
6. Rysn: Product Review Channel
Most Popular Videos
"If You're Going To Buy One Fabrial This Year, Make It This One"
"Do Not Miss Out On This Levitating Chair"
"Accessible And Cute Outfits For Wheelchair Users"
7. Chiri-Chiri: One of Those Pet Channels
"Chiri-Chiri Eats A Gem!"
"Chiri-Chiri Loves Being Pet!"
"Chiri-Chiri is HYPER Today!"
8. Yumi: ASMR Rock Stacking Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Rock Stacking To Help You Sleep"
"Let's Stack Rocks Together"
"Stack Rocks To Achieve Peace"
9. Adolin: Fashion Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Hottest Styles of The Year: Review"
"Creating Outfits From Every Decade"
"My Friends Design My Outfit: Everybody Picks One Thing For Me To Wear"
10. Siri: Fashion Channel
"Picking A Dress: The Others Will Be BURNED!"
"How Many Pounds of Material Can I Wear?"
"Making My Hair Match My Dress"
11. Navani: Educational Science Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Simple Fabrial Experiments For Kids"
"I Designed Rocket Boots"
"Forcing Kaladin to Try Out My Worst Designs of the Year"
12. Tress: Educational Science Channel
Most Popular Videos:
"Sprouter Experiments: Do NOT Try These At Home!!"
"Powering Bottle Rockets with Zephyr Spores"
"I Grew Verdant Vines Into a Little Buddy!"
13. Steris: Longform, Well-Researched Videos Channel
"The Ascendant Warrior: Myth Meets History"
"Ten Real-World Disasters And How To Be Prepared"
"Why Are The Outer Cities Angry?"
14. Vin: Uh....let's call it a "Trying Things Channel"
Most Popular Videos:
"MIXING ALL THE METALS: WILL I SURVIVE???"
"Which Allomantic Metal is the Most Delicious?"
"Help Me Choose a Dress for the Ball"
15. Szeth: Uh...let's call it a "Trying Things Channel"
Most Popular Videos
"Letting My Followers Choose Everything I Do Today"
"Letting Dalinar Choose Everything I Do Today"
"I Was Going To Let Nightblood Choose Everything I Did Today But It Was A Huge Mistake"
