#chnt selfship

[iamthejohny]

In my mind they were very sappy and lovey-dovey in college

Close ups and selfship sketch lower !!

I think that Jedidiah had like SUPER large eyelashes and he HATED them, but one time he'd just born them on accident

I love my wife who reminds me about every bad moments from my childhoos

[iamthejohny]

So uh. I've listened episode 37 of camp here and there. I heard Adam. I have few things to say.

I want to put Adam in a cake - a big cake, like that type of cakes that often used in films where woman in not very much clothes jump from that cake. But when I get Adam in that kind of cake, I will eat that cake, but will left one small piece. I will save that piece in my fridge, and at the next day I open the fridge, will see a small piece of cake, and I will cry. Why couldn't I leave more cake for myself. Why am I such a greedy animal. This is disgusting. I will pull out that cake and put it in microwave - in hope that Adam's demon nature will help him to regenerate his body and stuff. Every day I will take care of that little piece of cake - talk with it, give it water and sun, kiss it maybe. And when regenerate process will get done successfully, I will cry with tears of joy. Finally, my wife is back to me. Probably he will hate me - I understand, I would hate myself too. But that doesn't matter - he's alive and in his mind.

At the moment when I would saw him not as the cake I would realize that I feel terrible hunger. That I feel like my guts are pulling to Adam from my stomach, whispering "more, more". I would try to control myself, try to beat the shit out of my stomach, but that wouldn't help. And after that, wirh tears in my eyes, but with saliva in my mouth I would start make a big cake for Adam again. And again, and again, and again. Like an endless hole.

[iamthejohny]

"Hey buddy not so fast Pomni is mine" ahh selfship sketch (yes this is Joshua and Adam)

I just. Dunno yeah I love them

[iamthejohny]

I'm broken. I won't be able to hear the third episode of camp in first minutes of its release because I'll be on a plane at this time. I miss my wife Adam so much.

[iamthejohny]

Having 2 yume from one podcast is kinda silly to me cause what do you mean my first he/she/it partner is smart therapist with magnetic voice, who is PhD and drinks blood, who is so amazing in my eyes that every time I hear his voice my heart is singing with joy and love, and the other boyfriend is Joshua