#chocolate factory

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Do any of you guys wanna explore Chalamet's chocolate factory?

[mylittlevintageworld]

[zw121]

Willy Wonka

2023 wonka

2005 wonka

1971 wonka

[cece693]

Johnny depp willy wonka x male

Okay so basically let say you guys got into a big fight over you accidentally being mean to a omoopla loopa (idk) anyway so then Willy is being really consecding and witty and it is a funny argument to watch but not to be in

SWEETS INSULTS AND BITTER CHOCOLATE

Willy Wonka x Gender Neutral Reader

authors note: Okay, but like you read my mind. For the longest time I wanted to write for Willy Wonka but felt some sort of way because it's a kids movie (at least with Edward Scissorhands there were mature themes, but Willy Wonka? That's like toddler level.) But I love his character so much, that I'll probably add mature themes in the future to continue writing for him.

You had never intended to cause trouble in Willy’s factory, but one accidental slip of the tongue led to perhaps the most ridiculous fight you'd ever had. It all started when you were sampling a new chocolate concoction in Willy’s private laboratory. Distracted by how particularly delicious the new flavor was, you’d nearly tripped over an Oompa Loompa named Milo, knocking the poor little guy's mixing bowl onto the pristine white floor.

The vibrant blue candy mixture splattered everywhere, coating Milo’s white jumpsuit.

“Oh no!” you gasped, reaching out in panic. “Milo, seriously, you have to watch where you're standing!” Your voice came out sharper than intended, making Milo’s expression wilt instantly. Your guilt swelled, and just as you started to apologize, the unmistakable voice of Willy cut through the sugary tension.

“Wowie, someone woke up on the sour side of the candy cane forest today.” Willy remarked dryly, leaning against the doorway with an eyebrow quirked in sarcastic amusement.

You turned, feeling defensive. “It was an accident. I didn’t mean it like—”

“Oh yes, of course, because one should always blame the victim of an Oompa Loompa collision. Really top-notch thinking.”

You sighed in exasperation. “Come on, you're exaggerating.”

“Oh, exaggerating am I? Did your eyebrows teach you how to make that judgment call, or did you come up with it all by yourself?”

“I apologized, okay?”

“Did you?” Willy tapped his chin dramatically, feigning deep thought. “Cause, gosh, I heard more blame than apology. But maybe my ears are full of fudge. Let me check,” He tilted his head dramatically, tapping his ear a few times. “Nope! Just wax. Normal human wax.”

You crossed your arms, a bit annoyed and slightly embarrassed at how the situation escalated. “Look, you don't have to turn this into a chocolate-coated soap opera.”

“Don’t have to?” Willy laughed softly, clapping his gloved hands together. “Oh, sugar plum, I absolutely do! Drama adds flavor to everything! Although, I suppose you wouldn't understand that concept; your idea of culinary excitement is probably microwaving instant hot chocolate packets. Heathen.”

You glared at him. "Alright, you're being ridiculous now."

“Am I?” Willy circled you playfully. “But if anyone knows ridiculous, it’s surely the person who talks down to tiny candy-making geniuses. At least I appreciate my workers.”

“Oh please, I love the Oompa Loompas.”

“Sure ya do, grumpy gums,” he teased, inspecting his nails. “Is it possible you love them slightly less than you love knocking them around?”

Your jaw dropped. “I didn’t knock Milo—”

“Careful now!” Willy placed a dramatic hand to his chest. “The walls have ears, my dear, tiny Oompa Loompa-sized ears, ready to hear your slanderous insults.”

By now, even Milo had recovered, quietly giggling with his friends from the sidelines, clearly enjoying watching you squirm. You softened your expression, turning pleading eyes to Milo. “Milo, buddy, help me out here.”

The small figure smiled mischievously, shrugging in playful neutrality. Willy tutted smugly. “Oh dear, your witness isn’t cooperating. I suppose you’ll have to plead guilty.”

Rolling your eyes, you grabbed Willy by the shoulders, staring him down seriously. “Look, I’m sorry, okay? Truly. Let’s call a truce?”

Willy squinted suspiciously. “Hmm, tempting. What’s in it for me?”

You sighed, exasperated but amused. “My eternal gratitude and your dignity remaining intact?”

“Pfft.” Willy waved dismissively. “Gratitude is boring, dignity is overrated, and your puppy eyes aren’t as cute as you think. I demand something sweeter.”

“A kiss?” you offered quietly, your cheeks coloring softly.

A wide grin spread across Willy’s face, victorious. “Ah-ha! Now that is a delicious apology. But…” His finger wagged playfully. “Only if you admit you're a terrible, horrible, Oompa Loompa-scaring, grumpy-pants.”

You groaned, face flushing deeper. “You’re unbearable.”

“And yet, you’re still here,” Willy whispered teasingly, leaning in just close enough to brush noses. “Funny how that works, huh?”

Laughing softly, you finally relented. “Fine. I am a terrible, horrible, Oompa Loompa-scaring, grumpy-pants.”

With exaggerated flourish, Willy cupped your face, pressing a brief, sweet kiss to your lips. Pulling back, he murmured smugly, eyes twinkling, “Apology accepted, sugar rush. Now go apologize properly to Milo or I’ll be forced to write you a very strongly-worded, candy-coated reprimand.”

You chuckled, turning toward Milo, who seemed thoroughly entertained. Willy stood by, happily humming, watching you make peace with his favorite little worker. As annoying as Willy could be when arguing, you had to admit, you adored every ridiculous, overly dramatic, chocolate-scented moment. After all, life with Willy Wonka was always sweet, even when sprinkled with his delightful nonsense.

[feelbokkie]

here’s public enemy number one

i fully understand why he avoids flirting. all of stayville would not survive

[artmakerproductions]

Fan-art of @gatgtfancomic by @unreadgorgon575

Its a wonderful comic adaption thats a fun spin of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Been following it for the last year and a quarter when it started. Intended to make fan art at an earlier point, but simply hadn't gotten around to it until now. All as to show my appreciations of their efforts.

Had to do a lot of my own guess work to the aftermath for the others as we now see Augustus' fate. I'm most likely incorrect with these guesses for the others compared to whatever UnreadGorgon565 has planned. Be cool if I managed to be close with at least one. Can't wait to find out until then. 👍👍

- Vi is deflated and limp with their mother struggling to carry them since Violet was already tall. If not for the juice being blue, it'd look like they got drenched after visiting a slaughter house.

- Mike is elongated and pixelated after his stretching out in the Taffy Puller. Like enlaeging a small image. Now with those colours you see with TV glitches. Seen the concept by other artists and even a friend's own idea I made fan art of: (https://www.tumblr.com/artmakerproductions/713067870757748736/an-art-trade-w-abominabledeviant-over-on?source=share) (https://www.deviantart.com/artmakerproductions/art/The-Nightmare-Crew-1178545698)

- Veruca and her father are now scratched, charred, torn up, and coated in filth (making them filthy rich literally) from the weeks of leftover garbage. Mr Salt has lost both his coats. Idk, say he used them to put out the flames on Veruca.

- Wonka's shadow-y curse gets passed onto the new sucker, Charlie. It being the sole purpose of the tour being to find a replacement. Wonka phasing out like the peace✌️ meme. Both the tour "casualties" and curse are now no longer his problem. Lincoln is by their side also.

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Close ups:

[cypressrootclan]

fanart based on a dream

@loudclan-clangen So context..I had this dream were the entirety of Loudclan became like an au where insted of a clan they where a family chocolate factory (white strawberry chocolate to be exact) and this were their outfits. I have no idea how would the roles work in this hypotetical au…but hey cool kittes.