#chocolate toothpaste

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I BOUGHT CHOCOLATE TOOTHPASTE AND IT IS MY ALL TIME FAVORITE NOW BC NOT ONLY DOES IT NOT HAVE FLORIDE BUT

IT IS COMPLETELY MADE OF CHOCOLATE

And the most Boujee thing ive ever seen like a taste of the high life

This shit p much had cinderellas invite to the ball in it bc it had gold foil and felt like card stock instead of printer paper. It quite literally in the box (i bought it straight from the og site) a gift bag with the company name on it AND IT HAS RIBBON HANDLES!! Its a KID TOOTHPASTE KID!! AND THIS BAG HAD ITS OWN TISSUE PAPER WITH THE COMPANY LOGO ON IT!! I was expecting like a bag(like a fedex bag) but no this shit also had a sticker on the shipping box "Theodent Youre teeth are about to thank you" FUCKERS SO CONFEDENT THAT IM GONNA LOVE THIS!! AND YK WHAT? I REALLY DO

I hate mint toothpaste i hate brushing my teeth but this? This changed everything

Thank you theodent toothpaste for making me taste how good good things can be, felt like a king opening my kids toothpaste.

The best part, its made p much completely from the Coco nut (like the nut chocolate is made from please correct me) with a patented floride replacement 😭 I love chocolate sm.

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Chocolate Flavored Toothpaste for Kids - Suckstobebroke

This chocolate flavored toothpaste by Dr. Sheffield is the perfect motivator to get your kids brushing often. Dr. Sheffield has been making

[insanelymolly]

Is it just me or is going to the dentist relaxing? I mean seriously! You get to sit in a comfy chair with some cool shades as a friendly person talks to you about their psychotic cat as they massage your teeth with paste of your choosing. Freaking CHOCOLATE flavored toothpaste! Not only that but they give you free stuff AND coupons! Now tell me how that is torture?

[dfardhamsareparvin]

Redding Dentist: Chocolate to Replace Fluoride?

Redding Dentist: Chocolate to Replace Fluoride?

“Chocolate Toothpaste? Extract of Tasty Treat Could Fight Tooth Decay.”

Some researcher are claiming that Fluoride can cause damage to your children’s IQ. source of picture: http://o5.com/9-early-signs-that-your-child-is-gifted/

That’s how Tulane University’s news office provocatively titled a press release in 2007 .

Doesn’t it sound sweet?  The extract, Theobromine, is a constituent of a number…

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Look Ma' - Clean Teeth!

What's better than rich…  decadent…  luxury chocolate?...

(…sorry, I spaced there, for a mo…)

I am one of the lucky ones…

While my friends at school were chomping away on truckloads of generic big brand chocolate... I was achieving new heights of euro-choco-snobbery… Lol!!!  ( Thank-you Uncle Luca! ^____^)

One of my aunts had married a man from Belgium - a man with a serious chocolate habit… no, I mean really- this guy doesn't play when it comes to the bean.

Each of his visits flooded the house with extravagant artesian truffles + bon-bons… an education in flavor…  texture…  what chocolate should be... 

These little flavor bombs were very unlike grocery store choco-bars… the beautiful treasure boxes they came in… the perfume they emitted… scents from far-off places… edible jewels.  

After noshing on morsels rolled in gold leaf, how do you go back to ambiguous foil-wrapped malt-ball weirdness?  Lol!… You don't. ^____^

…And when a company like Theodent offers you a magnificent toothpaste literally made from chocolate… well, you can't just ignore that, can you?  

Theodent  replaces toxic fluoride found in traditional toothpastes with it's trademarked Rennou… made from theobromide.  This wonder compound makes our teeth more resistant to bacteria by plumping enamel crystals up to 4x their normal size!… and did I say it's made from chocolate?!?!… Lol

But, they don't just stop there… like any good choclateir, Theodent wraps it's labor in the most beautiful package!  The box is so lux! so tactile!- it screams from the shelf for you to touch it… Screw cap haters- Rejoice!… gone is the wretched finger slicing twisty thing… Hello sleek golden pull lid! (I mean we are adults after all…)

Theodent is the cashmere of dental hygiene.  Between the daily cleansing cream + it's bigger brother which replaces my fluoride treatment- I've been keeping my dental hygienist more than happy… ^____^

Why not show your bridesmaids you're looking out for them by tossing a tube in their "Thank-you" gift baskets… because we all know nothing's sexier than a gorgeous smile...

Happy Chocolating, Everyone!

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Image Cred: Theodent- photographer's identity unknown