Kitchen Patrol
I didn’t eat here or cause the mess
Your criticism is causing me stress
Telling me I didn’t clean up
That I didn’t do the job that was yours
The separation of the chores
Is who cooked doesn’t clean
Unless it is me from baking
But who ate is on kp
You ate but didn’t cook
Trying to leave me on the hook
For the chore that was yours
I didn’t eat here that night
So why are you picking this fight?
Chastising me the next day
Trying to get under your sway
Nuh uh, nuuuhh uhhhhh
Those weren’t my dishes to clean
Nuh uh, nuuuhh uhhhhh
It wasn’t my night to do the kp












