I just wanted to say that your pooping/farting hc's were the funniest thing I've read all week. I guess I had poop on the brain today (I do work in animal care, so it's not totally out of the blue) and I kept thinking about it at work (and and trying not to giggle to myself aloud) and may have come up with some of my own additions. But I have to ask: is no one on the team lactose intolerant because Bitty does use a lot of dairy....
First of all, “I guess I had poop on the brain today” is a simultaneously wonderful and disturbing sentence and I think that’s a hard balance to achieve, so congratulations.
Also, thank you. I also read it again today and laughed at work, which really brightened up my boring ol’ desk job. Wish I had some animals around.
On to bizness: - Chowder is lactose intolerant for sure (he grew up in Cali drinking like almond milk so whenever he has real dairy it is not pretty, hence the eggy farts). (full disclosure: i’m sensitive to lactose and my dairy farts smell like eggs.) However he can’t really help himself around Bitty’s desserts so he is the least regular person ever and poos when he has to, where he has to -- I POOED THE BUS was a direct consequence of eating Bitty’s coconut cream pie.- Lardo convinces herself that her body can handle dairy when really it can’t but she’ll never tell anyone
- Nursey probably would be sensitive when consuming dairy in higher doses, but he’s mostly vegan (i say mostly because, again, pie)
BONUS that has nothing to do with lactose intolerance: - Parse has mild IBS now, he thinks it’s karma from his body for not wanting to poop when he was younger. - In this scene, Ransom is Phoebe and Holster is Joey. It totally happened.